The Tameem Dunk Tank

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5 years ago#1
HURRY!

HURRY!

Step right up! Grab a ball and chuck it at Tameem! The next poster will post whether or not your ball hit and what Tameem fell in if indeed your ball hit...

...so without further ado...

<chucks a ball>
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5 years ago#2
Instead i threw a ball at (insert username here) and that person fell into the "Raging Pit of Fanboys" where that person forever raged about the fashions of new Dante.
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"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity"
5 years ago#3
Dante: You'll pay for screwing my character up, Tameem! Here, Vergil!

*tosses Ebony to Vergil*

Vergil: I guess I'll try it your way for once. This guy... needs to learn the Sons of Sparda are not to be trifled with.

Dante: Remember what we used to say?

Both: Jackpot!!

*Both fire at the same time, hitting the dunk tank target. Tameem falls into the tank, and then is devoured by sharks. The remains of his body are put back on the dunk tank chair so that others get a chance at it."
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5 years ago#4
You donīt even know why we are complaining shadower11223, so just leave.

Go to Tammem facebook page and tell him how awesome heīs for you.

Thank you.

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"You open your mouth again I swear i`m gonna break it" -KoRn.
5 years ago#5
Um...Lets see

1. Dante's face
2. Dante's resemblance to Twilight dood/developer
3. Dante's cloth
4. Dante smoking
5. No sequel
6. Reboot
7. No pretty faced, white hair, boyfriends to love anymore
8. Oh yeah... Black hair
9. Ninja Theory developing
10. Capcom "abandoning DMC" even though NT has to process Dante's new look to Capcom to show the teaser
11. Slow gunplay
12. Shape shifting sword
13. imprisonment
14. skinny
15. teenager

I don't think i missed anything unless some new excuse comes and amazes me.
And aren't you just fishing for more supporters to rally for the billionth time?

Acts getting old.
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"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity"
5 years ago#6
haha- yeah that about sums it up!


oh but you forgot....EMO!!

cuz.....hesa got black hair...so hes emo right-cuz thats what I heard. Black hair=emo
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5 years ago#7
- Dante smoking
- Reboot
- Ninja Theory developing
- Slow gunplay

So, itīs not all about fashion like you said in your previous post, itsnīt?

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"You open your mouth again I swear i`m gonna break it" -KoRn.
5 years ago#8
You donīt even know why we are complaining shadower11223, so just leave.

You said i didn't know the reasons so i listed them.
If i wanted to make my previous post more hurtful then i could have.
That was simply one reason i found for people to hate the developer.
I still respect the people who will rationally defend Old Dante but not when they just shout the same excuse forever with no logics to their words.
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"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity"
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