Who would you rather walk into a bar with ? Old Dante or New Dante ?

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3 years ago#71
HellFire-Bahamu posted...
KA_ME_HA_ME_HA posted...
HellFire-Bahamu posted...
DuuuDe14 posted...
HellFire-Bahamu posted...
I honestly feel like going to the bar with Old Dante would be a pain.
Walk in with him.
Everyone looks at him.
Some compliment him, other think he's drastically overdressed.
Sit at the bar with him.
I ask for a drink. So does he.
Bartender fixes my drink first.
As she hands me the drink, he shoots his gun, the bullet ricochets off anything like 8 things, and ends up nicking the cup and sends it flying into the air (cause he can do that kind of thing). He stomps the ground to cause all the chairs to slightly jump and he kicks like 12 of them in quick succession, all of them knocking into stuff and somehow magically start stacking as he backflips through the air, dodging each chair and for you blink, he's sitting on top of all 12 chairs with my beer. Of course, he'd make a slightly out of place, but ultimately on point cheesy one-liner.
Any chance of me getting any form of play that night no longer exists at that point.
Dante would just get all the ladies -.-

I'd rather go with New Dante, haha.



Get out.


No?


"No" isn't a question. Tis a statement.


"No?" Translation: "How about no?"
Sorry. Overestimated peoples comprehension skills :p


You could have meant anything.

If I type "Cake?" I could mean "would you like some cake?" or "Is there any cake?" or even "Did someone mention cake?"

"Cake?" on it's own means nothing.
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3 years ago#72
HellFire-Bahamu posted...
pigboy posted...
KA_ME_HA_ME_HA posted...
HellFire-Bahamu posted...
I honestly feel like going to the bar with Old Dante would be a pain.
Walk in with him.
Everyone looks at him.
Some compliment him, other think he's drastically overdressed.
Sit at the bar with him.
I ask for a drink. So does he.
Bartender fixes my drink first.
As she hands me the drink, he shoots his gun, the bullet ricochets off anything like 8 things, and ends up nicking the cup and sends it flying into the air (cause he can do that kind of thing). He stomps the ground to cause all the chairs to slightly jump and he kicks like 12 of them in quick succession, all of them knocking into stuff and somehow magically start stacking as he backflips through the air, dodging each chair and for you blink, he's sitting on top of all 12 chairs with my beer. Of course, he'd make a slightly out of place, but ultimately on point cheesy one-liner.
Any chance of getting any form of play that night no longer exists at that point.

I'd rather go with New Dante, haha.


Are you kidding? If I saw someone do that I'd give them all my numbers. That'd be more then enough to get you any kind of girl you wanted.


No, he is not kidding. Based on his past comments, he has the same personality of Dino. I am totally no surprise of his decision.

Birds of a feather flock together, right?! =)


I like both Dante's 0.o


lol, I am sure you do!
3 years ago#73
KA_ME_HA_ME_HA posted...
HellFire-Bahamu posted...
DuuuDe14 posted...
HellFire-Bahamu posted...
I honestly feel like going to the bar with Old Dante would be a pain.
Walk in with him.
Everyone looks at him.
Some compliment him, other think he's drastically overdressed.
Sit at the bar with him.
I ask for a drink. So does he.
Bartender fixes my drink first.
As she hands me the drink, he shoots his gun, the bullet ricochets off anything like 8 things, and ends up nicking the cup and sends it flying into the air (cause he can do that kind of thing). He stomps the ground to cause all the chairs to slightly jump and he kicks like 12 of them in quick succession, all of them knocking into stuff and somehow magically start stacking as he backflips through the air, dodging each chair and for you blink, he's sitting on top of all 12 chairs with my beer. Of course, he'd make a slightly out of place, but ultimately on point cheesy one-liner.
Any chance of me getting any form of play that night no longer exists at that point.
Dante would just get all the ladies -.-

I'd rather go with New Dante, haha.



Get out.


No?


"No" isn't a question. Tis a statement.


It's a question if you add a question mark.

Go back to school.
3 years ago#74
pigboy posted...
HellFire-Bahamu posted...
pigboy posted...
KA_ME_HA_ME_HA posted...
HellFire-Bahamu posted...
I honestly feel like going to the bar with Old Dante would be a pain.
Walk in with him.
Everyone looks at him.
Some compliment him, other think he's drastically overdressed.
Sit at the bar with him.
I ask for a drink. So does he.
Bartender fixes my drink first.
As she hands me the drink, he shoots his gun, the bullet ricochets off anything like 8 things, and ends up nicking the cup and sends it flying into the air (cause he can do that kind of thing). He stomps the ground to cause all the chairs to slightly jump and he kicks like 12 of them in quick succession, all of them knocking into stuff and somehow magically start stacking as he backflips through the air, dodging each chair and for you blink, he's sitting on top of all 12 chairs with my beer. Of course, he'd make a slightly out of place, but ultimately on point cheesy one-liner.
Any chance of getting any form of play that night no longer exists at that point.

I'd rather go with New Dante, haha.


Are you kidding? If I saw someone do that I'd give them all my numbers. That'd be more then enough to get you any kind of girl you wanted.


No, he is not kidding. Based on his past comments, he has the same personality of Dino. I am totally no surprise of his decision.

Birds of a feather flock together, right?! =)


I like both Dante's 0.o


lol, I am sure you do!


I've never indicated otherwise, but okay.
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