ITT: We replace Donte with other characters in the "**** YOU" scene

#1NofumasaPosted 12/3/2012 12:51:52 AM
Snake: So you must be the Secret Ingredient... *appears from the shadows*

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUU!?

Snake: The name's, Snake.

Poison: SNAKE!? SON OF BIG BOSS, AND THE LEGENDARY SOLDIEEEEERRRRRRRR!?

Snake: Yes, but you can just call me... umm... Snake.

Poison: KILL ME!? I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOOOLLLD!!!

Snake: Hmph, you don't look a day bigger than Metal Gear Rex.

Poison: **** YOU!!

Snake: LIQUID!

Poison: **** YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BLERGAUGAAAGHRAGHEAGHG!!!

[Here's to You increases in volume]
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#2FireMage7777Posted 12/3/2012 12:55:33 AM
Do Dante
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#3Hiryuu_TsurugiPosted 12/3/2012 1:11:35 AM(edited)
Sephiroth: So you must be the Secret Ingredient... *appears from the shadows*

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUU!?

Sephiroth: The name's Sephiroth.

Poison: SEPHIROTH!? SON OF JENOVA, THE LEGENDARY CALAMITY?!?!

Sephiroth: Indeed. But you may call me Sephiroth. General of SOLDIER. 1st Class. Here to kill you. Has a nice ring to it, wouldn't you say? (or, alternatively) Indeed. But you may call me Sephiroth. God of the Planet by Birthright. And it will be my pleasure to take everything from you.

Poison: KILL ME!? I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOOOLLLD!!!

Sephiroth: Hmph, you don't look a day older than the Cetra.

Poison: **** YOU!!

Sephiroth: Heh. Puppet.

Poison: **** YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BLERGAUGAAAGHRAGHEAGHG!!!
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#4Hiryuu_TsurugiPosted 12/3/2012 1:12:44 AM(edited)
And...

Dante: So you must be the Secret Ingredient... *appears from the shadows*

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUU!?

Dante: The name's Dante, princess.

Poison: DANTE!? SON OF SPARDA, THE TRAITOR?!?! AND EVA, THE *******?!?

Dante: I've heard it said that way. Me, personally? I just prefer Dante.

Poison: YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL ME!? I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOOOLLLD!!!

Dante: And don't you look it! Phew. *waves hand under nose* Smell like it too.

Poison: **** YOU!!

Dante: Now, now. Watch your mouth. Before I have to wash it out with soap. *cheeky grin*

Poison: **** YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BLERGAUGAAAGHRAGHEAGHG!!!
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#5RayconPosted 12/3/2012 1:06:42 AM
Hiryuu_Tsurugi posted...


Dante: Now, now. Watch your mouth. Before I have wash it out with soap. *cheeky grin*


This is sooooo something Dante would say. ^_^
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#6DuuuDe14Posted 12/3/2012 1:07:43 AM
Raycon posted...
Hiryuu_Tsurugi posted...


Dante: Now, now. Watch your mouth. Before I have wash it out with soap. *cheeky grin*


This is sooooo something Dante would say. ^_^


I'm imagining it in action right now...dammit Capcom.
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#7Hiryuu_TsurugiPosted 12/3/2012 1:09:41 AM
DuuuDe14 posted...
Raycon posted...
Hiryuu_Tsurugi posted...


Dante: Now, now. Watch your mouth. Before I have wash it out with soap. *cheeky grin*


This is sooooo something Dante would say. ^_^


I'm imagining it in action right now...dammit Capcom.


My general everyday feeling towards Capcom...
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#8KeJo6Posted 12/3/2012 1:10:41 AM
hmm wonder what classic style DMC Poison would look like...
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#9FireMage7777Posted 12/3/2012 1:15:05 AM
Hiryuu_Tsurugi posted...
DuuuDe14 posted...
Raycon posted...
Hiryuu_Tsurugi posted...


Dante: Now, now. Watch your mouth. Before I have wash it out with soap. *cheeky grin*


This is sooooo something Dante would say. ^_^


I'm imagining it in action right now...dammit Capcom.


My general everyday feeling towards Capcom...


I would almost forgive all if the game had a What If? mode where Donte was replaced by Dante
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#10Nofumasa(Topic Creator)Posted 12/3/2012 1:30:38 AM(edited)
Dante: *walking into the scene* Ah, the smell of adventure... *swings fist*

Dante: So you must be the Secret Ingredient. Must be one hell of a recipe!

Poison: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?

Dante: Oh! Of course, forgive-- my improper introduction *bows like a gentlemen*. I'm here to take out... *presents Poison* the trash!

*Dante literally waltz dances through, evading Poison's vomit*

Dante: My name by the way, is Dante, your's truly *bows again* and what might be this exquisite ingredient's name be *fabulous pose*

Poison: DANTE? SON OF SPARDA AND EVA THE WHOOOOOOOOOORRRREEE!? BLEERGGHAUURGAIGH

Dante: That's right, but you can just call me Dante, the demon hunter. Up for dessert?

Poison: YOU CAN'T KILL ME! I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOOOLLLDD!!!

Dante: Twelve hundred? Looks like it's time for your expiration date!

Poison: **** YO--

*Dante shoots Ivory at Poison, silencing her*

Dante: Now now, we don't want trash, talking all over when one hell of a party is going to begin!

*Dante grabs Rebellion, slams it on the floor and leans to it in a relaxing pose*

Dante: Come on! *left hand waves at Poison*

[Battle theme ensues]
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