ITT: We replace Donte with other characters in the "**** YOU" scene

#151ShadowZero007Posted 12/12/2012 3:55:08 PM
Charactdurr posted...
I'll do Metalocalypse

Skwissgar: Wows, dis place is pretty metal. Who's is dat's bug lady over dere?

Poison: Who are you?

Skwissgar: Wait, so's you'res nots one of my groupies?

Poison: Who the F *guitar riff* are you!?

Skwissgar: I am's Skwissgar? From die band, DeathKlok? Die lead's guitarist? Are you sure you don'ts wants my di *guitar riff*?

Poison: Skwissgar!? From Sweeden? The son of a Norse God? And that human whooooooooore!?

Skwissgar: Hey, I's did not's insult's your's mom's, so don't insult's mine! Take's it back!

Poison: Kill me? You can't kill me, I'm 12,000 years old!

Skwissgar: Wow's, I've's never hads sex with 12,000 years old woman before, are's you sure you're nots a groupie?

Poison: F *guitar riff* You!

Skwissgar: Yeah, let's F *guitar riff*

Poison: F *guitar riff* Youuuuuuu! *barfs*


:3 I was amused.
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#152Snipa_Wulf12Posted 12/12/2012 4:12:33 PM
Overlord Zetta :3

*Poison spots a single book laying on a platform.

Poison:What...is...that?

*The book springs upright on its spine,

Overlord Zetta: Zetta BEEEEEEEAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! O[]o>>>>>>>}

The blast completely incinerates Poison as she screams,

Poison:F*** YYYOOOOOUUUUU-

Overlord Zetta: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER, FOOL! THERES NO WAY AN OVERGROWN SLUG HAD A CHANCE AGAINST A TRUE BADASS FREAKIN OVERLORD LIKE ME! AND WHAT'RE YOU STARIN AT STUPID KID!? YOU EVER HAD YOUR ASS KICKED BY A BOOK!?

DmC Dante:uhmm n-

Overlord Zetta: WRONG ANSWER JACKASS!!!
Zetta BEEEEEEAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM! O[]o>>>>>>>>>>}

*Donte gets blown away with a girlish scream

Overlord Zetta:HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!!

Fin.
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#153THEB0SS666Posted 12/12/2012 4:47:47 PM
Tameen: Coming out of shadows doesn't say anything

*sees Poison*
Tameen: My wonderful creation!

Poison: "WHO THE F*** ARE YOU!!!?"

Tameen : I'm Tameen just a gay emo guy who looks just like Dante.

Poison: Tameen creator of this crappy ass game. The guy who ruined the Devil May Cry series and turned it into Devil may Cry!!!!!????

Tameen: Awkward silence. I'm here to fix this crappy ass game first step is taking you out and replacing Dante with me!

Poison: "KILL ME?!?! I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOOOLLLDD!!!"

Tameen: Damn my script is awful.

Poison: "F*** YOU!!!"

Tameen: I don't remember writing that!!!!!!!!!!

Poison: "F*** yoooooooooouuuuuuuuuu!!!!! blaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhh!!

Tameen: Slowly getting burned from the vomit. Why did I make this game?whhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyy??!!!!!!(dies)
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#154pigboyPosted 12/12/2012 7:06:20 PM
THEB0SS666 posted...
Tameen: Coming out of shadows doesn't say anything

*sees Poison*
Tameen: My wonderful creation!

Poison: "WHO THE F*** ARE YOU!!!?"

Tameen : I'm Tameen just a gay emo guy who looks just like Dante.

Poison: Tameen creator of this crappy ass game. The guy who ruined the Devil May Cry series and turned it into Devil may Cry!!!!!????

Tameen: Awkward silence. I'm here to fix this crappy ass game first step is taking you out and replacing Dante with me!

Poison: "KILL ME?!?! I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOOOLLLDD!!!"

Tameen: Damn my script is awful.

Poison: "F*** YOU!!!"

Tameen: I don't remember writing that!!!!!!!!!!

Poison: "F*** yoooooooooouuuuuuuuuu!!!!! blaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhh!!

Tameen: Slowly getting burned from the vomit. Why did I make this game?whhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyy??!!!!!!(dies)


Best scenario EVER!! XD
#155MJOLNRVIIPosted 12/12/2012 8:29:58 PM
RatedStinger posted...
Wesker: So you must be the Secret Ingredient...just what I need to accomplish my plan.

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUU!?

Wesker: Who I am doesn't matter. In a matter of minutes, I shall have what I need in order to spread Uroboros across this world and a new Genesis shall occur, and I it's creator.

Poison: WESKER?!? SON OF UMBRELLA?!? AND SPENCERRRRRRRRRRRRRR?!?

Wesker: Umbrella was nothing but a pawn, soon I shall be the god of this new world. And you will be the first to witness Comple. Global. Saturation.

Poison: KILL ME!? I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOOOLLLD!!!

Wesker: Seven minutes, seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you.

Poison: **** YOU!!

Wesker: CHRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poison: **** YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BLERGAUGAAAGHRAGHEAGHG!!!


XFD
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#156thegreatcthulhuPosted 12/12/2012 8:39:27 PM
Snipa_Wulf12 posted...
Overlord Zetta :3

*Poison spots a single book laying on a platform.

Poison:What...is...that?

*The book springs upright on its spine,

Overlord Zetta: Zetta BEEEEEEEAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! O[]o>>>>>>>}

The blast completely incinerates Poison as she screams,

Poison:F*** YYYOOOOOUUUUU-

Overlord Zetta: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER, FOOL! THERES NO WAY AN OVERGROWN SLUG HAD A CHANCE AGAINST A TRUE BADASS FREAKIN OVERLORD LIKE ME! AND WHAT'RE YOU STARIN AT STUPID KID!? YOU EVER HAD YOUR ASS KICKED BY A BOOK!?

DmC Dante:uhmm n-

Overlord Zetta: WRONG ANSWER JACKASS!!!
Zetta BEEEEEEAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM! O[]o>>>>>>>>>>}

*Donte gets blown away with a girlish scream

Overlord Zetta:HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!!

Fin.


Hahaha... I was wondering when someone was going to do one using a Disgaea character.

I had one in my mind using Baal, but it was going to be just a lot of "..." and "Baal Swords" smashing Poison.
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#157HappyUnicorn101Posted 12/12/2012 10:20:50 PM
pyro_bunta posted...



Lu Bu: So this is the fiendish demon that I have been hearing about...

Poison: I-i...It's.....LU BU!!!!

Lu Bu: GYAAAAAAHH!!! GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!

*wacks Poison on the head with Sky Piercer.**Posion Falls to her death*

*Yuan Shao emerges from the shadows*

Yuan Shao: This is why you don't pursue..Lu...Bu.





i think this would be a more historically accurate account of what would happen if Lu Bu was in this game.
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