ITT: We replace Donte with other characters in the "**** YOU" scene

#31pigboyPosted 12/3/2012 3:16:59 AM
Terry Bogard: So you must be the Secret Ingredient...care for a little sparring?!

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUU!?

Terry Bogard: Terry Bogard, and I am hungry for a good fight.

Poison: Terry!? SON OF Jeff Bogard, AND THE LEGENDARY HUNGRY WOLF!?

Terry Bogard: Come on, Come on, get serious!!

Poison: KILL ME!? I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOOOLLLD!!!

Terry Bogard: Are you Okay?!

Poison: **** YOU!!

Terry Bogard: Buster Wolf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poison: **** YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BLERGAUGAAAGHRAGHEAGHG!!!
#32DarkJaydragonPosted 12/3/2012 3:36:08 AM
Hiryuu_Tsurugi posted...
And...

Dante: So you must be the Secret Ingredient... *appears from the shadows*

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUU!?

Dante: The name's Dante, princess.

Poison: DANTE!? SON OF SPARDA, THE TRAITOR?!?! AND EVA, THE *******?!?

Dante: I've heard it said that way. Me, personally? I just prefer Dante.

Poison: YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL ME!? I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOOOLLLD!!!

Dante: And don't you look it! Phew. *waves hand under nose* Smell like it too.

Poison: **** YOU!!

Dante: Now, now. Watch your mouth. Before I have to wash it out with soap. *cheeky grin*

Poison: **** YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BLERGAUGAAAGHRAGHEAGHG!!!



This is why I'm glad they got rid of Dante, this is just embarrassing.
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#33A5modeu5Posted 12/3/2012 3:42:44 AM
VolcanoBoulder posted...
Mario: Here we go! *appears from the shadows*

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUU!?

Mario: It's-a me, Mario!

Poison: MARIO!? BASTARD SON OF KAMMY KOOPA, AND THE LEGENDARY PLUMBEEEEERRRRRRRR!?

Mario: Mama mia!

Poison: YOU CAN'T KILL ME! I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOOOLLLD!!!

Mario: Okey dokey!

Poison: **** YOU!!

Mario: Let's-a go!

Poison: **** YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BLERGAUGAAAGHRAGHEAGHG!!!

[SMB dubstep remix increases in volume]



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#34Hiryuu_TsurugiPosted 12/3/2012 3:51:47 AM
DarkJaydragon posted...
Hiryuu_Tsurugi posted...
And...

Dante: So you must be the Secret Ingredient... *appears from the shadows*

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUU!?

Dante: The name's Dante, princess.

Poison: DANTE!? SON OF SPARDA, THE TRAITOR?!?! AND EVA, THE *******?!?

Dante: I've heard it said that way. Me, personally? I just prefer Dante.

Poison: YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL ME!? I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOOOLLLD!!!

Dante: And don't you look it! Phew. *waves hand under nose* Smell like it too.

Poison: **** YOU!!

Dante: Now, now. Watch your mouth. Before I have to wash it out with soap. *cheeky grin*

Poison: **** YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BLERGAUGAAAGHRAGHEAGHG!!!



This is why I'm glad they got rid of Dante, this is just embarrassing.


So lighthearted confidence displayed via cheesiness is embarrassing to you? Well that's simply unfortunate. Me personally? I love it.

Especially considering the positively divine dialogue of the current alternative.

Note the dripping sarcasm, please.
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#35DarkJaydragonPosted 12/3/2012 3:55:27 AM
Hiryuu_Tsurugi posted...
DarkJaydragon posted...
Hiryuu_Tsurugi posted...
And...

Dante: So you must be the Secret Ingredient... *appears from the shadows*

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUU!?

Dante: The name's Dante, princess.

Poison: DANTE!? SON OF SPARDA, THE TRAITOR?!?! AND EVA, THE *******?!?

Dante: I've heard it said that way. Me, personally? I just prefer Dante.

Poison: YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL ME!? I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOOOLLLD!!!

Dante: And don't you look it! Phew. *waves hand under nose* Smell like it too.

Poison: **** YOU!!

Dante: Now, now. Watch your mouth. Before I have to wash it out with soap. *cheeky grin*

Poison: **** YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BLERGAUGAAAGHRAGHEAGHG!!!



This is why I'm glad they got rid of Dante, this is just embarrassing.


So lighthearted confidence displayed via cheesiness is embarrassing to you? Well that's simply unfortunate. Me personally? I love it.

Especially considering the positively divine dialogue of the current alternative.

Note the dripping sarcasm, please.


And as bad as you guys say it is, the original is still worse.

Please note, no sarcasm.
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#36pyro_buntaPosted 12/3/2012 3:59:20 AM
There's 2 posts of Dante version. Hiryuu's post is probably for DMC3 Dante (perhaps?) while the other one is based from DMC4 Dante.
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#37KaitezenbergePosted 12/3/2012 4:31:59 AM
pyro_bunta posted...
*someone using binoculars from the shadows*

Leon: So you must be the secret ingredient. Damn, you're ugly.

Poison: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?

Leon: I'm here to investigate strange occurences happening in Limbo city.

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUUUUU BLEERRGAAAHAGAHAUAHAGH!!!

*Leon backflips Poison's vomit*

Leon: Special Agent Leon S Kennedy, at your service *smiles*

Poison: LEON!? SON OF A *****, MASTER OF CHEESY ONE LINERS!?

Leon: That's right, but you can just call me Leon, the zombie killer. Has a bingo ring to it, don't you think?

Poison: YOU CAN'T KILL ME! I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OLD!! BLERGAAUGGHAAGH!!

Leon: ...and I'm the president of the United States.

Poison: **** YOU!

Leon: LUUUUIIIISSS!!!

Poison: **** YOUUUUUUUU!!! BLEERGRAGHIAAGAGH!!

*Leon backflips*

Leon: Tch, women...

[cheese increasing in saltyness]

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#38Hiryuu_TsurugiPosted 12/3/2012 4:42:56 AM
DarkJaydragon posted...
Hiryuu_Tsurugi posted...
DarkJaydragon posted...
Hiryuu_Tsurugi posted...
And...

Dante: So you must be the Secret Ingredient... *appears from the shadows*

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUU!?

Dante: The name's Dante, princess.

Poison: DANTE!? SON OF SPARDA, THE TRAITOR?!?! AND EVA, THE *******?!?

Dante: I've heard it said that way. Me, personally? I just prefer Dante.

Poison: YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL ME!? I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOOOLLLD!!!

Dante: And don't you look it! Phew. *waves hand under nose* Smell like it too.

Poison: **** YOU!!

Dante: Now, now. Watch your mouth. Before I have to wash it out with soap. *cheeky grin*

Poison: **** YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BLERGAUGAAAGHRAGHEAGHG!!!



This is why I'm glad they got rid of Dante, this is just embarrassing.


So lighthearted confidence displayed via cheesiness is embarrassing to you? Well that's simply unfortunate. Me personally? I love it.

Especially considering the positively divine dialogue of the current alternative.

Note the dripping sarcasm, please.


And as bad as you guys say it is, the original is still worse.

Please note, no sarcasm.


You're totally welcome to that opinion. I won't claim to understand, nor agree. As far as I'm concerned. the new Dante's dialogue is not being handled particularly well, and at the very least, even acknowledging the tacky and cheesy script, the Original Dante provided entertainment value. If the new Dante is supposed to be taken as seriously as his creators want him to be, then his dialogue should be far better, because right now it's no better than Old School Dante's intentionally cheesy style of speaking.

I tell you now, I've never been embarrassed to enjoy the witty vernacular of Old School Dante.

No sarcasm it is.

@pyro: Yeah, it's supposed to be like a general mix of 3 and 4 Dante. Sort of like how he's presented in MvC3.
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#39FlarethPosted 12/3/2012 4:51:10 AM
VolcanoBoulder posted...
Mario: Here we go! *appears from the shadows*

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUU!?

Mario: It's-a me, Mario!

Poison: MARIO!? BASTARD SON OF KAMMY KOOPA, AND THE LEGENDARY PLUMBEEEEERRRRRRRR!?

Mario: Mama mia!

Poison: YOU CAN'T KILL ME! I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOOOLLLD!!!

Mario: Okey dokey!

Poison: **** YOU!!

Mario: Let's-a go!

Poison: **** YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BLERGAUGAAAGHRAGHEAGHG!!!

[SMB dubstep remix increases in volume]


LMAO, this is great! I nearly spit out my water! XD
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#40Phantom_Opera_GPosted 12/3/2012 5:18:33 AM(edited)
Batman So you must be the Secret Ingredient... *appears from the shadows*

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUU!?

Batman: I'm Batman.

Poison: BATMAN!? THE SLIGHT GUARDIAN? THE WATCHFUL PROTECTOR? THE DARK KNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHTTTTTTT!

Batman: You forgot a few: I am vengeance, I am the night, I AM BATMAN!

don't realy have anymore sorry lol but if I think of more I'll add it
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