ITT: We replace Donte with other characters in the "**** YOU" scene

#41pyro_buntaPosted 12/3/2012 6:12:51 AM(edited)
*an awful stench floats in the air, and not a single **** was given*

Raiden: So you're the Secret Ingredient...

Poison: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?

Raiden: I am here to end your life.

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUUU!!?? BLEERGGAAUGRHGAGAHGG!!!

*Raiden slashes away Poison's vomit*

Raiden: My name is not important. If another life needs to be taken to preserve another life for the greater good, then so be it.

Poison: RAIDEN!? THE CYBORG, AND THE RAIN TRANSFOOOOOOOORMED!? BLERGAUGHEGHG!!

Raiden: So you knew my name... Tell me, do you deserve to live?

Poison: **** YOU!!!

*SLASH!!*

*Poison gets split in half*

Raiden: WRONG.
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#42thissongagainPosted 12/3/2012 6:12:57 AM
Wand of Gamelon version


Poison: MY BOY WHO THE **** ARE YOUUU!?

Link: it sure is boring around here.

Poison: LINK!? SON OF ZELDA, AND THE LEGENDARY FRANCHISE!?

Link: See I can do the duck walk.

Poison: DUCK WALK!? I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOOOLLLD!!!

Link: Your no match for that old Ganon

Poison: **** YOU!!

Link: I can't wait to bomb some demons.

Poison: **** YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BLERGAUGAAAGHRAGHEAGHG!!!
#43MegaWentEvilPosted 12/3/2012 6:13:53 AM
Dante: Now, now. Watch your mouth. Before I have wash it out with soap. *cheeky grin*


Then Dante finds child abuse funny? Cause that's what washing a child's out with soap is.

Good to know, I'm never playing a DMC game.
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#44Sony_7Posted 12/3/2012 6:20:11 AM
Hiryuu_Tsurugi posted...
Sephiroth: So you must be the Secret Ingredient... *appears from the shadows*

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUU!?

Sephiroth: The name's Sephiroth.

Poison: SEPHIROTH!? SON OF JENOVA, THE LEGENDARY CALAMITY?!?!

Sephiroth: Indeed. But you may call me Sephiroth. General of SOLDIER. 1st Class. Here to kill you. Has a nice ring to it, wouldn't you say? (or, alternatively) Indeed. But you may call me Sephiroth. God of the Planet by Birthright. And it will be my pleasure to take everything from you.

Poison: KILL ME!? I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOOOLLLD!!!

Sephiroth: Hmph, you don't look a day older than the Cetra.

Poison: **** YOU!!

Sephiroth: Heh. Puppet.

Poison: **** YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BLERGAUGAAAGHRAGHEAGHG!!!


OK, your Dante dialogue was accurate but I have to say, Sephiroth wouldn't say any of this in a million years. He has no charm or charisma, there's no way these lines are within his range.
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#45pyro_buntaPosted 12/3/2012 6:23:06 AM
MegaWentEvil posted...
Dante: Now, now. Watch your mouth. Before I have wash it out with soap. *cheeky grin*


Then Dante finds child abuse funny? Cause that's what washing a child's out with soap is.

Good to know, I'm never playing a DMC game.


lol, it's not even from the official writers. Ease up dude, that's low class trolling right there.
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#46kollie89Posted 12/3/2012 6:44:14 AM
Hiryuu_Tsurugi posted...
And...

Dante: So you must be the Secret Ingredient... *appears from the shadows*

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUU!?

Dante: The name's Dante, princess.

Poison: DANTE!? SON OF SPARDA, THE TRAITOR?!?! AND EVA, THE *******?!?

Dante: I've heard it said that way. Me, personally? I just prefer Dante.

Poison: YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL ME!? I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOOOLLLD!!!

Dante: And don't you look it! Phew. *waves hand under nose* Smell like it too.

Poison: **** YOU!!

Dante: Now, now. Watch your mouth. Before I have to wash it out with soap. *cheeky grin*

Poison: **** YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BLERGAUGAAAGHRAGHEAGHG!!!


Not gonna lie that was well done seems like something he would say in dmc 4 well done
#47Little_IshidaPosted 12/3/2012 7:32:09 AM
Dr Eggman: Hohohoho, so YOUR the secret ingredient?

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUU!?

Dr Eggman: You may call me Dr Eggman!

Poison: EGGMAN!? GENIUS INVENTOR!?!, WITH AN I.Q OF OVER 300?!?

Dr Eggman: Thats me! You should feel honoured to die at the hands of my latest and greatest invention!!

Poison: YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL ME!? I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOOOLLLD!!!

Dr Eggman: The correct term is One Thousand Two Hundred (1200) .

Poison: **** YOU!!

Dr Eggman: Well you know what they say, THE MORE THE MERRIER!

Poison: **** YOU!!

Dr Eggman: Well you know what they say, THE MORE THE MERRIER!

Poison: **** YOU!!

Dr Eggman: Well you know what they say, THE MORE THE MERRIER!

Poison: **** YOU!!

Dr Eggman: Well you know what they say, THE MORE THE MERRIER!

Poison: **** YOU!!

Dr Eggman: Well you know what they say, THE MORE THE MERRIER!

Poison: **** YOU!!

Dr Eggman: Well you know what they say, THE MORE THE MERRIER!

Poison: **** YOU!!

Dr Eggman: Well you know what they say, THE MORE THE MERRIER!

Poison: **** YOU!!

Dr Eggman: Well you know what they say, THE MORE THE MERRIER!

Poison: **** YOU!!

Dr Eggman: Well you know what they say, THE MORE THE MERRIER!

Poison: **** YOU!!



*Repeat till the end of time*
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Ieyasu......Ieyasu.....
IIIIEEEEYYYAAAAAAASSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
#48pyro_buntaPosted 12/3/2012 7:33:24 AM
I don't like the soap wash part though. Seems a bit too corny.
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#49FNP88Posted 12/3/2012 7:42:01 AM
Raycon posted...
Hiryuu_Tsurugi posted...
Raycon posted...
Kaine: So you must be the Secret Ingredient...

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUU!?

Kaine: It doesn't matter. What does is I'm here to beat the ever-living **** out of you!

Poison: Y-You what?

Kaine: But you can call me Kaine, you rotten ***-wipe! Which is what you're gonna be craving once I rip it straight out of that ******** you call a mouth!

Poison: Wait... what now?

Kaine: You heard me! Now are you ready for the ass kicking of your ****ing life you ****ing *** ****!

Poison: Um, well **** YOU!!

Kaine: Is that the best you got? I'm gonna rip your ****ing eyes right out of their sockets, feed them up your **** hole, after taking my time to tear every ****ing limb from your ****-covered body, you ****ing *** dump!

Poison: Wow, just... ****, I got nothing on that. Wow, just... wow. You know what? I think I'm just going to throw in the towel on this one. You obviously have this covered.

Kaine: Where do you think you're going you ***** *** piece of ****! I'm not done with you! Just wait until I get my hands on your **** you ****ing **** sucker!


Nier was such an amazing game...


Nier just can't get nearly enough love.


I've found something i agree with you about.
#50Xaldin0011Posted 12/3/2012 8:21:46 AM
Mitsunari: What form of vile demon is this?

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUU!?

Mitsunari: Mitsunari Ishida. Now begone, your sight annoys me.

Poison: MITSUNARI!? VASSAL OF HIDEYOSHI, AND THE LEGENDARY TOYOTOMIIIIIIIII!?

Mitsunari: How DARE such a disgusting creatre so much as speak the name of the great Lord Hideyoshi!!! You shall NOT go unpunished!

Poison: PUNISH ME!? I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOOOLLLD!!!

Mitsunari: REPENT! Lay down your life and end yourself in penance to Lord Hideyoshi!

Poison: **** YOU!!

Mitsunari: IIIIEEEEEYYYYAAAASSSSUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

Poison: **** YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BLERGAUGAAAGHRAGHEAGHG!!!

And Little Ishida is here as well, that's the 4th person I know from other boards to show up. We should all plan a takeover one day. And Nier is awesome.
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