DmC: Devil May Cry

Hiryuu_Tsurugi posted...

And...

Dante: So you must be the Secret Ingredient... *appears from the shadows*

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUU!?

Dante: The name's Dante, princess.

Poison: DANTE!? SON OF SPARDA, THE TRAITOR?!?! AND EVA, THE *******?!?

Dante: I've heard it said that way. Me, personally? I just prefer Dante.

Poison: YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL ME!? I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOOOLLLD!!!

Dante: And don't you look it! Phew. *waves hand under nose* Smell like it too.

Poison: **** YOU!!

Dante: Now, now. Watch your mouth. Before I have to wash it out with soap. *cheeky grin*

Poison: **** YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BLERGAUGAAAGHRAGHEAGHG!!!

That is pure gold man! I can totally see original Dante saying that!
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ShadowZero007 posted...

Shinji from Evangelion.

Shinji: *dragged from the shadows*
Ikari: Who the f*** are you!
Shinji: Dad, it's me, your son. Shinji!
Ikari: Shinji?! My son, the worthless coward!?
Shinji: Dad, why can't you love me! You're a horrible father, I hope one of these angels kills you! :(
Ikari: Kill Me?! I'm the commander of NERV!
Shinji: Why did you even drag me here dad? What do you want!
Ikari: F*** you Shinji! Jump in this prototype EVA unit and save the world!
Shinji: What?! I can't do that! Dad! How do you expect me to do that?!
Ikari: F************** YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Shinji! *adjusts glasses*

make sure to congratulate me ;)

(Read with british accent).

Henry: So there's the center of the factory. What horrible design.

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUU!?

Henry: The name's Henry--

Poison: HENRY? BROTHER OF TRAVIS AND CUCKOLD HUSBAND OF SILVIA?

Henry: It's SIR Henry Mother***** for you. Not for much longer, though.

Poison: KILL ME!? I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOOOLLLD!!!

Henry: Clearly you have the manners of a 12 years old.

Poison: **** YOU!!

Henry: Shall we get this started? After you.

Poison: **** YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BLERGAUGAAAGHRAGHEAGHG!!!

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Lloyd: So this is the center of the factory.

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUU!?

Lloyd: Give me your name and I'll give you mine!

Poison: **** YOU!!

Lloyd: Looks like we have no choice but to fight!

Poison: **** YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BLERGAUGAAAGHRAGHEAGHG!!!

[wild west-ish guitar solo sounds throughout]

Gene: Ah! So YOU must be the Secret Ingredient!

Poison: WHO ARE YOU!?

Gene: God or demon who am I?

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOU!!!?? BLERGAGAUAGAHAGAH!!!

*Gene dodges the vomit, and enemy level rose to Lv1*

Gene: My name is Gene.

Poison: GENE!? SUCCESSOR OF ALEXANDER, WIELDER OF THE GOD HAAAAAANND!? BLERGAUGAGAHGHAG!!

Gene: That's right, but you can just call me Gene the ass kicker, as a godly ring to it. Don't you think? *enemy level rises to Lv2*

Poison: KILL ME!? I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOLLLD!! BLERGUGAGHG!!

*Gene strafes and backflips Poison's vomit. Enemy level rises to Lv3*

Gene: and you don't look a day older than Beelze.

Poison: **** YOU!!

Gene: HA HAH!

Poison: **** YOUUUUUU!!! BLERGAHGUAHEGH!!

*Enemy level rises to Death*

Gene: I LOVE IT!

[God Hand theme increases in volume]
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Sasukefire posted...

pyro_bunta posted...

[wild west-ish guitar solo sounds throughout]

Gene: Ah! So YOU must be the Secret Ingredient!

Poison: WHO ARE YOU!?

Gene: God or demon who am I?

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOU!!!?? BLERGAGAUAGAHAGAH!!!

*Gene dodges the vomit, and enemy level rose to Lv1*

Gene: My name is Gene.

Poison: GENE!? SUCCESSOR OF ALEXANDER, WIELDER OF THE GOD HAAAAAANND!? BLERGAUGAGAHGHAG!!

Gene: That's right, but you can just call me Gene the ass kicker, as a godly ring to it. Don't you think? *enemy level rises to Lv2*

Poison: KILL ME!? I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOLLLD!! BLERGUGAGHG!!

*Gene strafes and backflips Poison's vomit. Enemy level rises to Lv3*

Gene: and you don't look a day older than Beelze.

Poison: **** YOU!!

Gene: HA HAH!

Poison: **** YOUUUUUU!!! BLERGAHGUAHEGH!!

*Enemy level rises to Death*

Gene: I LOVE IT!

[God Hand theme increases in volume]

God Hand deserved a sequel.

Yes man.

Kablam.
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