This game will have a better story than Bayonetta

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3 years ago#1
Yeah! Come towards me, brother!

*beats chest like Tarzan*
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3 years ago#2
GTFO Bayonetta is the Citizen McCain of our time!
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3 years ago#3
*Shots TC to death, nuked him and pissed on his body by board members*
3 years ago#4
UnknownWin posted...
*Shots TC to death, nuked him and pissed on his body by board members*


Don't!

That's exactly what he wants, we are playing into his fetish...
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3 years ago#5
Needs moar satire.
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3 years ago#6
It probably will. Bayonetta's story was GARBAGE.

Father Balder was top tier though.
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3 years ago#7
Taizuku posted...
It probably will. Bayonetta's story was GARBAGE.

Father Balder was top tier though.


What do you mean? They run around spewing a nonsense, gibberish plot and reiterating obvious plot points over and over and over and over and over again to the point of tedium. Throw in a Metal Gear Rex and a pants ****ing Johnny and you'd be hard-pressed to tell it wasn't a MGS game (which people keep trying to tell me is the single greatest game story OF ALL TIME).
3 years ago#8
Psychochild27 posted...
Taizuku posted...
It probably will. Bayonetta's story was GARBAGE.

Father Balder was top tier though.


What do you mean? They run around spewing a nonsense, gibberish plot and reiterating obvious plot points over and over and over and over and over again to the point of tedium. Throw in a Metal Gear Rex and a pants ****ing Johnny and you'd be hard-pressed to tell it wasn't a MGS game (which people keep trying to tell me is the single greatest game story OF ALL TIME).


Because it is. Anyway, my fetish is gone. I like bad haircuts now. So I just look at myself in the mirror and...
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