I'd rather it be dead and buried than have it's disfigured corpse propped up on a stick, thank you.
Did you know that roosters will attempt to have sex with a hen's head on a stick? Roosters evolved to only respond to the head when trying to mate, so just putting its head on a stick with make it attempt mating.
Sorry if that came out out no where, but that thing about a corpse on a stick made me remember that fun fact.
They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour-One of the dumbest sentences ever.