Worst dialogue ever?

#1Trailblazer34Posted 1/31/2013 7:55:07 PM
Just a load of **** yous, generic placeholder dialogue and lame taunts. JRPG and action movie writing, while undeniably bad, looks (ironically) Shakespearean in comparision to this game's writing. Anyone willing to defend this aspect of the game?
#2GoreGrossPosted 1/31/2013 7:57:12 PM
Writing is subjective. Also don't pull the 22FPS crap. It's proven by the brightest European minds that frames cannot be determined by the human eye, only flies and flies will most definitely not play DmC. So there go your complaints about simplified combat. Color-coded enemies make the combat simpler but it's already simple sooo I don't see the problem.
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#3KA_ME_HA_ME_HAPosted 1/31/2013 7:58:17 PM
GoreGross posted...
Writing is subjective. Also don't pull the 22FPS crap. It's proven by the brightest European minds that frames cannot be determined by the human eye, only flies and flies will most definitely not play DmC. So there go your complaints about simplified combat. Color-coded enemies make the combat simpler but it's already simple sooo I don't see the problem.


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#4TheBestGman2007Posted 1/31/2013 7:58:21 PM
"LEMME FILL YOUR DARK SOUL W/ LIGHT!!!!!"
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So he replies: "and how do I manage?"
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#5Trailblazer34(Topic Creator)Posted 1/31/2013 7:59:28 PM
GoreGross posted...
Writing is subjective. Also don't pull the 22FPS crap. It's proven by the brightest European minds that frames cannot be determined by the human eye, only flies and flies will most definitely not play DmC. So there go your complaints about simplified combat. Color-coded enemies make the combat simpler but it's already simple sooo I don't see the problem.


I dont care about what frames per second this game runs, bad writing is bad writing.
#6SiLVeR_420Posted 1/31/2013 8:00:38 PM
KA_ME_HA_ME_HA posted...
GoreGross posted...
Writing is subjective. Also don't pull the 22FPS crap. It's proven by the brightest European minds that frames cannot be determined by the human eye, only flies and flies will most definitely not play DmC. So there go your complaints about simplified combat. Color-coded enemies make the combat simpler but it's already simple sooo I don't see the problem.


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#7Pesmerga255Posted 1/31/2013 8:01:35 PM
The DBZ Big Green dub easily has the worst dialogue ever.
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#8Trailblazer34(Topic Creator)Posted 1/31/2013 8:01:42 PM
TheBestGman2007 posted...
"LEMME FILL YOUR DARK SOUL W/ LIGHT!!!!!"


The sad thing is, the old DMC's dialogue was bad, the bar was set at literally rock bottom and while the story does make sense, the dialogue is even bloody worse. Shakespearean my ***.
#9SiLVeR_420Posted 1/31/2013 8:06:20 PM
TheBestGman2007 posted...
"LEMME FILL YOUR DARK SOUL W/ LIGHT!!!!!"


I like how this is the only example of bad dialogue in DMC that people can come up with.
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#10ShadowZero007Posted 1/31/2013 8:14:47 PM
SiLVeR_420 posted...
TheBestGman2007 posted...
"LEMME FILL YOUR DARK SOUL W/ LIGHT!!!!!"


I like how this is the only example of bad dialogue in DMC that people can come up with.


Soul telling me to stop you.
KYRIE x1000 ad nauseam.

Also come to mind.
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