Why is Poison so self-conscious about her age?

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ninja_poop
Posted 2/1/2013 2:54:52 PM
I want to say that she got mad because of the fact that Dante insulted her. Didn't really have anything to do with the age thing, just the fact that someone that she seen as a lesser being insulted her.
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Twinmold
Posted 2/1/2013 3:01:55 PM
You guys are seriously grasping at straws if you don't understand this conversation. Either that, or you have the comprehension of a 10-year-old. Take your pick.

Poison is basically saying, "I have lived for 1,200 years, and you think YOU are going to be the one to kill me!?" Dante avoids this retort by picking on her obviously short intelligence and goes for the classic, "you're an ugly old women" joke.
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xhominid
Posted 2/1/2013 3:58:56 PM
From: Twinmold | #032
You guys are seriously grasping at straws if you don't understand this conversation. Either that, or you have the comprehension of a 10-year-old. Take your pick.

Poison is basically saying, "I have lived for 1,200 years, and you think YOU are going to be the one to kill me!?" Dante avoids this retort by picking on her obviously short intelligence and goes for the classic, "you're an ugly old women" joke.


Then that's a terrible joke...
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Twinmold
Posted 2/1/2013 4:01:01 PM
Funnier than anything said in any previous DMC. ;)
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Danulus
Posted 2/1/2013 4:43:18 PM
Twinmold posted...
Funnier than anything said in any previous DMC. ;)


Cerberus. *Insert emoticon in a lousy troll attempt*
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darkdragon_9600
Posted 2/1/2013 4:45:57 PM
From: Twinmold | Posted: 2/1/2013 8:01:55 PM | #032
You guys are seriously grasping at straws if you don't understand this conversation. Either that, or you have the comprehension of a 10-year-old. Take your pick.

Poison is basically saying, "I have lived for 1,200 years, and you think YOU are going to be the one to kill me!?" Dante avoids this retort by picking on her obviously short intelligence and goes for the classic, "you're an ugly old women" joke.

I got that, but I think it could have been funnier if he said she looked younger. For some reason I don't know. Maybe 12000 doesn't sound that good. Dunno.
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smithkakarot
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Posted 2/1/2013 4:47:21 PM
darkdragon_9600 posted...
From: Twinmold | Posted: 2/1/2013 8:01:55 PM | #032
You guys are seriously grasping at straws if you don't understand this conversation. Either that, or you have the comprehension of a 10-year-old. Take your pick.

Poison is basically saying, "I have lived for 1,200 years, and you think YOU are going to be the one to kill me!?" Dante avoids this retort by picking on her obviously short intelligence and goes for the classic, "you're an ugly old women" joke.

I got that, but I think it could have been funnier if he said she looked younger. For some reason I don't know. Maybe 12000 doesn't sound that good. Dunno.


Should've been 13,000, 13 IS an unlucky number and all.
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darkdragon_9600
Posted 2/1/2013 4:59:36 PM
From: smithkakarot | Posted: 2/1/2013 9:47:21 PM | #037
darkdragon_9600 posted...
From: Twinmold | Posted: 2/1/2013 8:01:55 PM | #032
You guys are seriously grasping at straws if you don't understand this conversation. Either that, or you have the comprehension of a 10-year-old. Take your pick.

Poison is basically saying, "I have lived for 1,200 years, and you think YOU are going to be the one to kill me!?" Dante avoids this retort by picking on her obviously short intelligence and goes for the classic, "you're an ugly old women" joke.

I got that, but I think it could have been funnier if he said she looked younger. For some reason I don't know. Maybe 12000 doesn't sound that good. Dunno.


Should've been 13,000, 13 IS an unlucky number and all.

Heh, indeed. Or just not say anything. Felt a bit forced. Like most boss dialogues.
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Jiyuu Falcon
Posted 2/1/2013 6:05:08 PM
darkdragon_9600 posted...
I got that, but I think it could have been funnier if he said she looked younger. For some reason I don't know. Maybe 12000 doesn't sound that good. Dunno.

Dante: You don't look a day over 120.
Poison: ... What? Oh my, that's so sweet! *glomps Dante*
*insert non-standard game over cutscene*
darkdragon_9600
Posted 2/1/2013 6:09:23 PM
Jiyuu Falcon posted...
darkdragon_9600 posted...
I got that, but I think it could have been funnier if he said she looked younger. For some reason I don't know. Maybe 12000 doesn't sound that good. Dunno.

Dante: You don't look a day over 120.
Poison: ... What? Oh my, that's so sweet! *glomps Dante*
*insert non-standard game over cutscene*

"You don't look a day over a thousand. What's your secret?"

Something along those lines. Not much younger, just joking about how her age means nothing.

Or cut it altogether, would be better.
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