Kratos vs Dante

#211Malus_X6Posted 2/8/2013 2:09:28 PM
All of you are out of your minds.

Sheogorath wins.
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#212Pirateking2000Posted 2/8/2013 2:15:05 PM
popeye with spinach stomps him lol
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#213HellsControllerPosted 2/8/2013 2:23:33 PM
SBK91 posted...
Too Small because he's just so damn big in comparison.

The beam he fired wasn't as wide as Asura is tall, who's only a little bigger than Earth. Compared to the beam Chakravartin is nowhere near the size of the Sun, let alone a galaxy.

Why do you persist in trolling, fanboy?

To refer to another user as a troll is a TOU violation.

NOTE: I didn't see a denial there. So you accept Azy is walloped by Squirrel Girl then? Good man.


http://m.gamefaqs.com/boards/10-ask-the-mods/65381203

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#214The_Ivory_ManPosted 2/8/2013 3:21:44 PM
SBK91 posted...

but cutting up a gate in DMC4

That was with Yamato's magical properties. Kratos was one shotting beings as large as the Savior in GoWIII.

is he going to have time to react to bullets

Yes. That's the benefit of magic.

DMC Dante would stomp him.

Only because of Quicksilver. I daresay god Kratos could take him.



Yeah Kratos only did that with two different magic swords!!!

And Dante shoots magic bullets
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#215Pirateking2000Posted 2/8/2013 6:03:22 PM
The_Ivory_Man posted...
SBK91 posted...

but cutting up a gate in DMC4

That was with Yamato's magical properties. Kratos was one shotting beings as large as the Savior in GoWIII.

is he going to have time to react to bullets

Yes. That's the benefit of magic.

DMC Dante would stomp him.

Only because of Quicksilver. I daresay god Kratos could take him.



Yeah Kratos only did that with two different magic swords!!!

And Dante shoots magic bullets


random but with GoW pandora's box

....doesn't Dante have pandora's box? lol
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#216habbox77Posted 2/8/2013 6:08:44 PM(edited)
DrunkBeardGuy posted...
Impalement doesn't really stop Kratos, he just walks back out of Hades. Neither of them can technically die, so they would just fight until boredom hit. Dante would offer Kratos some pizza and a beer, say he's a worthy opponent, then they'd both look at the camera while giving off badass smirks, then a shot of them going to fight demons. Freeze frame, cue epic music.

We're all happy.


Kratos would never back down from the fight he's too much of a d*** to do that.
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#217Hiryuu_TsurugiPosted 2/8/2013 7:23:48 PM
HellsController posted...
SBK91 posted...
Too Small because he's just so damn big in comparison.

The beam he fired wasn't as wide as Asura is tall, who's only a little bigger than Earth. Compared to the beam Chakravartin is nowhere near the size of the Sun, let alone a galaxy.

Why do you persist in trolling, fanboy?

To refer to another user as a troll is a TOU violation.

NOTE: I didn't see a denial there. So you accept Azy is walloped by Squirrel Girl then? Good man.


http://m.gamefaqs.com/boards/10-ask-the-mods/65381203

To paraphrase My Cousin Vinny: "Everything that man just said is bull s***. Thank you.


One. This post was hilarious. You the man. Two, I love that movie.
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#218MrStarkillerPosted 2/10/2013 4:34:37 AM(edited)
Hiryuu: Just a robit, lad.

Zuki: >excellent
Don't feed me no lines and keep your hands to yourself.

SBK: >not even as big as the Sun
Too right. Not that it matters much. Even at the size of the universe, he remains a weakling focused on the physical.

>god Kratos could take him
Yeah, maybe. Having the right tools would make it more clear. It's odd they've failed to put the Aegis in at this point.

>too small
Just so. Galaxies smaller than the Sun? Smaller than Jupiter even? Ridiculous. Even for a solar system, that seems a bit much (or not enough, rather).

Sasuki: >look like
An impossibility. Too small, chap.

>mecha talk
Come now. You know better. Save the small timers for little leagues. The heavy hitters are playing.

NOTE: You done kissing JP behind my back, you harlot?

>because
They're not galaxies. Do keep up.

>Small
Why is this capitalized?

Pirate: Bayonetta kills Asura easily. 2easy. You dig?

Merga: Don't you sass me, boy. Men are speaking. Sasuki and I aren't strangers.

>alt
Mind the terms, student of mine.

JP: >Beyonder takes this
Sounds about right.

Rising: >wiki
*glove slap*
I do this for you. Not to you. Remember it well.

>implying trolling
Mind those terms. Also, Squirrel Girl really would annihilate such trash. Surely you understand this much.

Hellena: >mobile link
Dohohoho!
#219Malus_X6Posted 2/10/2013 12:17:25 PM
Seriously? NOBODY else thinks Sheogorath would own both of them?


God... I really hate you all sometimes.









Except Nick_Kazama and rj. I could never hate my wife and Kombat bestie, respectfully.
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#220MrStarkillerPosted 2/10/2013 3:29:08 PM
>TES
I'll cut you, Malus. Take your casual games and go, pls.

>respectfully
Respectively, rather? You sure the order isn't reversed?