Kratos vs Dante

#271MrStarkillerPosted 2/15/2013 1:10:36 PM
SBK: These boys sure do tire easily. Like Asura, they just can't last.

>Deeb
The main one at the moment. On lesser notes, GOW and Silver. SoH isn't doing much after his Apollo run. MM went dark. Iraq hasn't come back yet.

Hellena: >talking about ignores
Mind the terms.

NOTE: It is for the weak, you know. And you can't ignore my girth.

>alt talk
Come now. How many violations does one post need? You going for the high score?

Hiryuu: >who
Teaching you, lad. You're quite welcome.

>do better
Nonsense. Your failings are no fault of my own.

>free country
>internet
Come now.

>trying
You're tripping up again, lad. Mind the terminology.

>nice if it were true
You've already been lashed by the business end of the glove across the face a good number of times within a week. Nothing nice about suffering such indignities.

>escalation
Hardly. That's how they are commonly described, yes?

>incorrect
Just so, rather. Prove me wrong.

>live without
Being more than a casual? Yeah, maybe. If that is a life you imagine worth living.

>your word
But what good is that to me? Seems dubious.

>giving up on what
Yourself.

"Where's your motivation?" - Vergil

>having fun
>fun
Sounds pretty casual.

>text-based emoticon
>exclamation mark
*glove slap*
Done for you. Not to you. Remember it well. To spite yourself on purpose to have a go with teacher? Come now.
#272Hiryuu_TsurugiPosted 2/15/2013 10:40:55 PM
MrStarkiller posted...
SBK: These boys sure do tire easily. Like Asura, they just can't last.

>Deeb
The main one at the moment. On lesser notes, GOW and Silver. SoH isn't doing much after his Apollo run. MM went dark. Iraq hasn't come back yet.

Hellena: >talking about ignores
Mind the terms.

NOTE: It is for the weak, you know. And you can't ignore my girth.

>alt talk
Come now. How many violations does one post need? You going for the high score?

Hiryuu: >who
Teaching you, lad. You're quite welcome.

>do better
Nonsense. Your failings are no fault of my own.

>free country
>internet
Come now.

>trying
You're tripping up again, lad. Mind the terminology.

>nice if it were true
You've already been lashed by the business end of the glove across the face a good number of times within a week. Nothing nice about suffering such indignities.

>escalation
Hardly. That's how they are commonly described, yes?

>incorrect
Just so, rather. Prove me wrong.

>live without
Being more than a casual? Yeah, maybe. If that is a life you imagine worth living.

>your word
But what good is that to me? Seems dubious.

>giving up on what
Yourself.

"Where's your motivation?" - Vergil

>having fun
>fun
Sounds pretty casual.

>text-based emoticon
>exclamation mark
*glove slap*
Done for you. Not to you. Remember it well. To spite yourself on purpose to have a go with teacher? Come now.


Hey, you're alive! And here I thought you'd gone off and forgotten about little ole' me.

Teaching what?

I haven't failed though. You're supposed to be teaching though. And proving your claims. And since you haven't succeeded, you're gonna have to step that game up.

But it is a free country. Or do you live in a not free country?

But that's what you're doing. Trying.

But I haven't. The business has not been dealt, and my face is (unsurprisingly) slap free. You may have typed such on your keyboard, but that's kind of not how that works. You have to actually do it for the act to have happened. :D

Only by you and (possibly) those you associate with.

Nah. You'll have to take my word for it.

I'm pretty sure living with being a casual and going no further is damn fine. They're just games, bro-ccoli.

Well that's not even true, yo.

Been over that one. Casual indeed. Why don't you seem to be picking up on that?

:D *glove catch* ! Wanna try harder? 'Cause this glove slapping thing doesn't seem to be working for you.
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#273Pesmerga255Posted 2/15/2013 10:49:08 PM
By the way, discussion of alts is not a ToU violation.
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#274MrStarkillerPosted 2/16/2013 7:41:09 AM
^Accusing others of it is as such.

NOTE: Ready for those lessons, lad? With my help, even you can manage vanilla VH and beyond for GoW.

Hiryuu: >stayin' alive
No time to talk. On to business.

>teaching what
The ropes.

>haven't
That you cannot recognize the failure shows the depths of it.

>it is
The internet is not a country, lad.

>what I'm doing
>doing
So there we have it.

>haven't
Your flushed cheeks and indignant state doesn't match your words, student of mine.

>only
*glove slap*
Absolutes, my boy. Do mind them.

>your word
As noted, it is of no particular worth. We'll work on that though. How about I teach you how to be more than a casual in GoW, lad? Or perhaps you would prefer not to be terrible in DMC? Bayonetta?

NOTE: Are there any games you aren't terrible at? I don't believe we've established such a case just yet.

>just games
You say this, but you've come to a gaming forum and don't seem too keen about your supposedly accepted status. Tell me, in MP, are you perhaps a "scrub"?

>!
Mind the excitability.

>text-based emoticon
Come now. Even for one who's suffered a blow across the face and has not what it takes to do something about it, you should know better than to play at the 16-year-old-gil angle. Mind your surroundings, my boy.

>working
And yet here we are.
#275Pesmerga255Posted 2/16/2013 10:09:37 AM
MrStarkiller posted...
^Accusing others of it is as such.


Exactly where does it say that this is a violation?
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#276Pirateking2000Posted 2/16/2013 10:25:19 AM
(bored and randomly bringing up random opponents / fighters as this topic still seems to be going lawlz)

HIC (Homestuck) would troll this =P
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#277Hiryuu_TsurugiPosted 2/16/2013 3:04:28 PM
MrStarkiller posted...
^Accusing others of it is as such.

NOTE: Ready for those lessons, lad? With my help, even you can manage vanilla VH and beyond for GoW.

Hiryuu: >stayin' alive
No time to talk. On to business.

>teaching what
The ropes.

>haven't
That you cannot recognize the failure shows the depths of it.

>it is
The internet is not a country, lad.

>what I'm doing
>doing
So there we have it.

>haven't
Your flushed cheeks and indignant state doesn't match your words, student of mine.

>only
*glove slap*
Absolutes, my boy. Do mind them.

>your word
As noted, it is of no particular worth. We'll work on that though. How about I teach you how to be more than a casual in GoW, lad? Or perhaps you would prefer not to be terrible in DMC? Bayonetta?

NOTE: Are there any games you aren't terrible at? I don't believe we've established such a case just yet.

>just games
You say this, but you've come to a gaming forum and don't seem too keen about your supposedly accepted status. Tell me, in MP, are you perhaps a "scrub"?

>!
Mind the excitability.

>text-based emoticon
Come now. Even for one who's suffered a blow across the face and has not what it takes to do something about it, you should know better than to play at the 16-year-old-gil angle. Mind your surroundings, my boy.

>working
And yet here we are.


There's always time for talking. Especially since that's exactly what we're doing!

So start teaching.

Or, alternatively, I haven't failed. You just seemed to have confused me with yourself for some reason.

But America is. Which is where I am while using the internet.

Indeed. We do now understand that what your doing is trying. Well put.

Aw, you. Wishful thinking and your imagination aren't going to make your glove slap attempts or your supposed success at teaching any more true.

*glove catch. With my toes, even!* Only you and maybe those compatriots of yours, brohan.

Of no worth to you, but that's simply because you won't accept it. Sounds like a personal problem. As for your offer? Nah, I'm good. Don't really have a desire to play GoW or Bayonetta again. And I'm perfectly content with my skills in DMC. Except maybe in 4. I could stand to be better with Nero in general, or Dante's on-the-fly style switching resets. But I'll work on that at some point.

Response Note!: You never asked. Also, I don't think we've established any games I AM terrible at either. Just ones I haven't finished on higher difficulties. But yeah, there's a pretty righteous chunk of games I'm not terrible at.

Because talking on a gaming forum somehow signifies more than just wanting to talk about an enjoyed hobby? What makes you assume I'm not too keen on the casual status? You mean you're not too keen on my casual status. Scrubiness? It depends on the game. In FPS games? Most definitely. Most fighting games though, I'm quite solid.

Nah!

You keep imagining these blows across my face. You make me chuckle. Keep trying though, Mike-bro-angelo. :D

Yes. Here we are. Me, unslapped and amused. You, still imagining you are succeeding. Feel free to try harder though.
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#278SBK91Posted 2/17/2013 9:45:45 AM
So start teaching.

What do you think he's been doing? Do keep up.

Or, alternatively, I haven't failed.

You haven't even tried.

Which is where I am while using the internet.

And the is the Internet entirely regulated by American law? I think not.

We do now understand that what your doing is

Doing things. Like men tend to do.

>your imagination aren't
>aren't

Awkward wording. Consider revision.

glove slap attempts

What do you mean by 'attempts'?

glove catch.

Why is there a period? If this was a sentence, the beginning should be capitalized.

>!

Calm yourself.

Of no worth to you, but that's simply because

You're a self admitted casual who runs away from confrontation and doesn't accept facts, and haven't given us reason to believe otherwise?

Don't really have a desire to play GoW or Bayonetta again.

Why wouldn't you want to play them for the second time?

And I'm perfectly content with my skills in DMC.

You're content with being terrible?

I could stand to be better with Nero in general

Why bother with that joker? Dante's the real deal.

But I'll work on that at some point.

Why not now?

You never asked.

MrStarkiller posted...
Are there any games you aren't terrible at?

Come again?

Also, I don't think we've established any games I AM terrible at either.

You're a casual. That's the default assumption.

Just ones I haven't finished on higher difficulties.

Which is why you're terrible at them.

But yeah, there's a pretty righteous chunk of games I'm not terrible at.

Such as?

Because talking on a gaming forum somehow signifies more than just wanting to talk about an enjoyed hobby?

That's all we're doing here. Talking. No need to get all hot and bothered.

It depends on the game.

So you're a scrub too. Noted.

Most fighting games

>most

Curious word choice.

I'm quite solid.

DSP solid?
#279hunter00231Posted 2/17/2013 11:41:07 AM
is this topic ever going to go back to kratos vs Dante?
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#280Pirateking2000Posted 2/17/2013 12:51:43 PM
hunter00231 posted...
is this topic ever going to go back to kratos vs Dante?


considering there was another topic made from this solely for Kratos VS Dante plus all this other shenanigans my guess is gonna beeeeee

mayyybe not?
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