DmC: Devil May Cry

Then it's settled.
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I believe both my girlfriend and her friend are equally hot. There is nothing wrong with that!

DmC Dante: Hey, I'm the new guy taking your place around here. Got it?

DMC Dante: Okay.

DmC Dante: Huh?.........You mean, you're okay with this?

DMC Dante: Sure. That means all my debt goes to you. Oh, and in true DMC fashion, you gotta fight a woman who will later become your ally.

DmC Dante: I have Kat.

DMC Dante: Did you fight her?

DmC Dante: No.

DMC Dante: Doesn't count, kid. Doesn't count. Oh, and when you fight her, you can only use about 15% of your usual power.

DmC Dante: What?! Why?

DMC Dante: You can't kill or overly maim humans too much. Another DMC tradition. Oh, you have to look after this annoying cutie for a few months also.

Patty: Yuck! You're even grubbier-looking than Dante! I'm sure your place is a dump, too!

DmC Dante: Now hold on just a minute...

Lady: Now that you're the new Dante, you owe about $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000....and a new bike.

DmC Dante: Hey!!! I'm not...

Trish: Did you fight anyone that looks like your mother?

DmC Dante: NO!!!

DMC Dante: Did your brother impale you?

DmC Dante: No! I impaled him! He was trying to...

DMC Dante: *facepalms* Kid....if you're gonna be me, you gotta get impaled at least once.

DmC Dante: What the heck is wrong with you?! Why?!?!

DMC Dante: Heh heh....'cause it ain't easy bein' me. And you're about to find that out.

DmC dante: O_O
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Newer isn't always better.
And I shall keep Dante's Force Edge polished and sharp till he comes back.

syctheweilder posted...

Uncle Dante meets Donte~

Donte would rag on Dante for his clothes and hair.

Dante would tease Donte for being a bum.

After a while, Donte might reprimand Dante for holding out on being humanity's savior in the interest of business.

Dante shoots back "If you're good at something, never do it for free."

Donte gets in over his head, Dante saves his butt in a really comical way.

Donte forms a grudging respect formed for old goofball.

They bond over mutual love of pizza and rock music (playful arguments over toppings and genres abound)

Dante sees a tiny bit of himself in the rowdy youth

Donte learns to take it easy every once and a while

I agree with this.
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I believe both my girlfriend and her friend are equally hot. There is nothing wrong with that!