Definitive list of why we hate this game

#1FireMage7777Posted 2/10/2013 5:21:49 AM
Any reasons, list them here. That way any time from here on someone posts "Why the hate?" you can just direct them here. Request sticky!!!
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#2ramseanGoodbyePosted 2/10/2013 5:25:12 AM
This should be an interesting collection of prepubescent bile and misinformation. Let the fun begin
#3maniakiddPosted 2/10/2013 5:29:39 AM
Color-coded enemies.
Boring boss fights.
Not much depth in combat, gets boring after awhile.
Almost everything parry-able.
Too easy to get SSS on mission rank.
Demon dodge is overpowered.

Didnt add in anything about the story. Its really whether you love it or you hate it kind of thing.
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#4FireMage7777(Topic Creator)Posted 2/10/2013 5:30:07 AM
-Terrible cliché ridden story
-Horrible characterization of original series characters
-"30" FPS (rarely reaches that high)
-Angel/demon weapons have little variance
-Bosses are a joke
-Difficulty is lacking
-Numerous glitches
-Horrible PR
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#5VaruneyPosted 2/10/2013 5:30:58 AM
Shakespearean! Dis game is flawless!!
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#6produnerPosted 2/10/2013 5:34:39 AM
ramseanGoodbye posted...
This should be an interesting collection of prepubescent bile and misinformation. Let the fun begin


Mr.butthurt, anyone can hate for whatever reason depending on his personality.
For example, i dislike the game, for objective reasons like input lag, lack of moves, slow combat, glitches,low frame rate, inconsistent story, pauses during combat, lack of high level play,lack of textures and many other objective reasons. There are other people that hate the game because of their personal preference, minor issues, objective things about the game...etc you don't have to have a legitimate reason to hate.
#7syctheweilderPosted 2/10/2013 5:37:22 AM
Angel weapons are weak to the point of being useless, barring aquila.

Ebony and ivory are useless

Devil trigger

Color coded enemies. No they do not "force the player to think", they tell the player directly "use the weapon that is the same color as this enemy". this limits options.

No Lock on

No Styles

Directional inputs

Enemy AI

Air combos extended indefinitely with the Devil Bringer

launch button

two dodge buttons
#8Tales_of_MasterPosted 2/10/2013 5:37:53 AM
From: produner | #006
Mr.butthurt, anyone can hate for whatever reason depending on his personality.
For example, i dislike the game, for objective reasons like input lag, lack of moves, slow combat, glitches,low frame rate, inconsistent story, pauses during combat, lack of high level play,lack of textures and many other objective reasons. There are other people that hate the game because of their personal preference, minor issues, objective things about the game...etc you don't have to have a legitimate reason to hate.

I think that "subjective" is the word you're looking for.....
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#9VaruneyPosted 2/10/2013 5:37:53 AM
ramseanGoodbye posted...
This should be an interesting collection of prepubescent bile and misinformation. Let the fun begin


Oddly enough that is exactly how I would think of the writing. Misinformation is applicable to both sides, but it is mostly the pros/trolls.
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#10produnerPosted 2/10/2013 5:44:20 AM
-slow move's startup.
-gimmicky game mechanics.
- lack of precision ( no lock on)
-jump canceling is not that applicable with slow and low damaging weapons.
-large startup on some moves and others have too many active frames ( broken parry)
-infinite strings.
-Huge, inaccurate hitboxes.
-input lag.
-you can't switch stances instantly (delay, 5-10 frames).
-clunky controls and trajectory of the character and enemies.
-low performance.
-glitches.
-pauses during combat.
-inconsistent story.
-story is a ripoff ( conspiracy theory).
-ending doesn't make sense and barely develops, also no viable solution to the meaning of story.
-low quality music ( the tunes and sounds used aren't that good and don't fit the game).
-bad character designs ( they don't look natural and realistic, no style of drawing, lack of accurate facial features.
-action game with no action.
-characters develop non-nonsensically.
-lack of difficulty.
-lack moves and weapons have few applications in combos.
-weapon designs are average and lack innovation.
-weapon animations, sound effects, and movement animations are average.
-my hand hurts from typing.