Replace a word in a DMC game's quote with balls *spoilers*

#11devak108Posted 2/10/2013 8:29:52 PM
I've come to reclaim my balls!

You can't handle them.
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"You know, fightin' in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Number one being, you're fightin' in a basement."
#12dillpickle69Posted 2/10/2013 8:30:42 PM
King, huh? Well, here's your balls.

Is sanity, the price to pay, FOR BALLS?
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I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum.
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#13ReceiverxWisdomPosted 2/10/2013 8:40:18 PM
"I thought you would've noticed me earlier, now my balls are all charred."

"Foolishness balls, foolishness. Balls control everything and without balls you can not protect anything, let alone yourself."
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#14wwinterj25Posted 2/10/2013 8:44:42 PM(edited)
I hope for your sake you've got something inside them big balls of yours
Why do you refuse to gain balls? The balls of our father of our father Sparda?
Dude, my balls wasn't so hideous. Can't you tell by looking at me?
Unfortunately, our balls are at odds, brother. I need more balls!
Hah! Check it out! It's got balls!
Okay, are you ready? C'mon balls, LETS ROCK!!
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#15devak108Posted 2/10/2013 8:44:40 PM
Nevan: Hmmm! Welcome, sir! Is this your first time here?
Dante: Yeah... it is. You'll be nice to my balls, won't you?
Nevan: Of course I will! I'll treat your balls so nicely, you'll never want to leave!
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"You know, fightin' in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Number one being, you're fightin' in a basement."
#16DifferentialEquationPosted 2/10/2013 8:46:46 PM
It was for revenge. I gotta tell ya... killing your balls like that, watching them explode into little wet chunks, hearing you scream like one of your little demon *****es... priceless!
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#17VaruneyPosted 2/10/2013 8:58:10 PM
This party's gettin' crazeh!
Let's balls....
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#18UbberDevilPosted 2/10/2013 9:21:57 PM(edited)
Vergil: We make a pretty good team
Dante: I'm stronger
Vergil: I'm smarter
Dante: I'm better looking
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Vergil: and I've got bigger balls.


Hmm, is it bad when adding "balls" to dialogue doesn't change much?
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#19DarkIconoclastPosted 2/10/2013 9:16:16 PM
I know this thing is a major cultural artifact, but it's bad for the balls.

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#20dillpickle69Posted 2/10/2013 9:17:59 PM
These balls must be what's causing the blizzard...

Those balls... deep in them I see the same light as in Sparda's balls.

So, you must be the handyman who'll take any dirty balls, am I correct?
Almost... I only take special balls, if, you know what I mean.
You're the man who lost a mother and a brother to balls twenty years ago

Trish...devils never cry...These balls, balls are a gift only humans have

You can hide those balls, but the smell? Whoo! There's no covering that up.

You got balls up your sleeve.

I dunno, I'd wager this kid's still got some balls in him

From that day forth, my arm changed... and a voice echoed. "Balls. Give me Balls!".

It was my assumption that those demons would prove far inferior, in the face of your balls.
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