Replace a word in a DMC game's quote with balls *spoilers*

#51dillpickle69Posted 2/10/2013 11:50:51 PM(edited)
It was my assumption that those demons would prove far inferior ...In the face of your balls

You summon and kill... Summon and kill... I fail to see the balls here. Is sanity the price to pay... For balls?!

Humans...They are but stubborn and foolish. It takes a journey to Hell for them to accept and praise their balls ...A fact that tickles irony's balls.

And your balls interest me not. For I'm here... To reclaim... What is rightfully mine!

BALLS! That is what you seek! And that is why I wait in your pants!

You will fumble in your opposition of my balls. Though I encourage! For an opportunity to battle balls of such grand delusion! As you! Is a sweet, fortune.
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I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum.
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#52RetsuxDPosted 2/10/2013 11:45:23 PM
It takes a journey to Hell for them to accept and praise their balls

Fixed.
#53dillpickle69Posted 2/10/2013 11:47:32 PM
RetsuxD posted...
Now I know how the balls fell.
I know the tale and I know it too well.


I'll make you wish you had the balls to sell
I'll strike your balls and send you straight to hell
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I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum.
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#54dillpickle69Posted 2/10/2013 11:48:07 PM
RetsuxD posted...
It takes a journey to Hell for them to accept and praise their balls

Fixed.


But that takes the impact out of the rest of the sentence :/
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I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum.
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#55RetsuxDPosted 2/10/2013 11:48:54 PM
dillpickle69 posted...
RetsuxD posted...
Now I know how the balls fell.
I know the tale and I know it too well.


I'll make you wish you had the balls to sell
I'll strike your balls and send you straight to hell


My balls come from deep within.
Beneath my soul, beneath my skin.
#56RetsuxDPosted 2/10/2013 11:50:25 PM
dillpickle69 posted...
RetsuxD posted...
It takes a journey to Hell for them to accept and praise their balls

Fixed.


But that takes the impact out of the rest of the sentence :/


I need more BALLS.
#57dillpickle69Posted 2/10/2013 11:52:37 PM
RetsuxD posted...
dillpickle69 posted...
RetsuxD posted...
Now I know how the balls fell.
I know the tale and I know it too well.


I'll make you wish you had the balls to sell
I'll strike your balls and send you straight to hell


My balls come from deep within.
Beneath my balls, beneath my skin.


Fixed
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I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum.
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#58dillpickle69Posted 2/10/2013 11:54:02 PM
RetsuxD posted...
dillpickle69 posted...
RetsuxD posted...
It takes a journey to Hell for them to accept and praise their balls

Fixed.


But that takes the impact out of the rest of the sentence :/


I need more BALLS.


And we're supposed to be balls...
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I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum.
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#59RetsuxDPosted 2/10/2013 11:57:28 PM
dillpickle69 posted...
RetsuxD posted...
dillpickle69 posted...
RetsuxD posted...
It takes a journey to Hell for them to accept and praise their balls

Fixed.


But that takes the impact out of the rest of the sentence :/


I need more BALLS.


And we're supposed to be balls...


Balls...right.


Also:
As you're ending I'm about to begin.
My strength is balls*, I will never give in!


*Is it "My strength is pain" or "My strength, his bane"?
#60dillpickle69Posted 2/11/2013 12:03:47 AM
Pain
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