Go to an "alternative" barber shop, such as Bishop's. At least you'll have eye candy and complimentary beer while sitting in the chair. --- "Once upon a time in the West, there were men like this. They were not noble; they were not heroic. They simply were." PSN: Ninkyodo893
You go into the barbers, knock the magazine out of a waiting customer's hands saying "It'll kill ya!" then you just start randomly going "**** YOOOOUUUU!!!" to all the other customers until they leave. Because you ruined business for the day, the barber will gladly give you the haircut known as 'The Moron'.
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