Bouncer's ClipBoard

#11StrelokPosted 3/18/2013 2:30:21 PM
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I made the Challenge Accepted.

So far, I am quite winning that challenge.
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#12SiLVeR_420Posted 3/18/2013 2:59:26 PM
caffiend7 posted...
Real Dante in the same situation would've wrote his name all fancy cursive like


He certainly wouldn't have written "f--- you."
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#13Phantom_Opera_GPosted 3/18/2013 5:57:51 PM
SiLVeR_420 posted...
KA_ME_HA_ME_HA posted...
Pesmerga255 posted...
He should've made a dramatic entrance inside the club instead of doing that stupid clipboard scene.

^This. It's more the fact that he wrote anything at all that we find stupid.

There was a long argument about this a long time ago. Basically, anti's didn't like that Dino punched out a human who was just doing his job, pro's argued that he was in a hurry to save Kat, then we argued "if he's in a hurry, why does he waste time by making an unfunny joke? Clearly he has time, he's just an ass."

It was more one of our reasons that Dino is an insufferable douche.


They also tried saying he was secretly a demon.


For walking into a place to save someone and showing you have no time for for any BS from the doorman see Leon. Dude just walks into the police station, punches doorman in the face and keeps on walking, no witty remark because there was no time to save Natalie Portman

http://youtube.com/watch?v=In6U5li_VM0
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#14NostalgiaRulesPosted 3/18/2013 7:23:47 PM
This would be my scenario, though it's not very short. And it features DMC 4 Dante.



Bouncer: Sorry, pal. You're not on the list.

Dante: *grins and slings his arm around the bouncer's shoulder* You know, I admire you for doing your job pal. But maybe you should check the list, just one more time? *waves a $50 bill in front of the bouncer*

Bouncer: Oh...well...maybe I COULD check just little better. *quickly writes Dante's name on the list* My bad. Looks like you are on the list after all.

Dante: Thanks, buddy. Go yourself something nice.

Bouncer: *grins...then notices that he's holding Monopoly money* HEY!!! WHY YOU...!!!! THIS ISN'T-

Dante: *has already disappeared into the club*

Bouncer: GRRR!!! *throws clipboard on the ground furiously*
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#15Phantom_Opera_GPosted 3/19/2013 2:38:35 AM
NostalgiaRules posted...
This would be my scenario, though it's not very short. And it features DMC 4 Dante.



Bouncer: Sorry, pal. You're not on the list.

Dante: *grins and slings his arm around the bouncer's shoulder* You know, I admire you for doing your job pal. But maybe you should check the list, just one more time? *waves a $50 bill in front of the bouncer*

Bouncer: Oh...well...maybe I COULD check just little better. *quickly writes Dante's name on the list* My bad. Looks like you are on the list after all.

Dante: Thanks, buddy. Go yourself something nice.

Bouncer: *grins...then notices that he's holding Bison dollars* HEY!!! WHY YOU...!!!! THIS ISN'T-

Dante: *has already disappeared into the club*

Bouncer: GRRR!!! *throws clipboard on the ground furiously*


Fixed
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#16SSJ_JinPosted 3/19/2013 6:19:56 AM
KA_ME_HA_ME_HA posted...
Pesmerga255 posted...
He should've made a dramatic entrance inside the club instead of doing that stupid clipboard scene.

^This. It's more the fact that he wrote anything at all that we find stupid.

There was a long argument about this a long time ago. Basically, anti's didn't like that Dino punched out a human who was just doing his job, pro's argued that he was in a hurry to save Kat, then we argued "if he's in a hurry, why does he waste time by making an unfunny joke? Clearly he has time, he's just an ass."

It was more one of our reasons that Dino is an insufferable douche.


Oh nose! Dante punchd teh bouncr! Tha game sux!

Mark another stupid reason to hate on the game.
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#17Orange00Posted 3/19/2013 7:06:30 AM
*drops few coins on the bouncer*
"here's your tip. Thanks for letting me cut in"
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#18Shadow CloudPosted 3/19/2013 8:49:35 AM
Phantom_Opera_G posted...
NostalgiaRules posted...
This would be my scenario, though it's not very short. And it features DMC 4 Dante.



Bouncer: Sorry, pal. You're not on the list.

Dante: *grins and slings his arm around the bouncer's shoulder* You know, I admire you for doing your job pal. But maybe you should check the list, just one more time? *waves a $50 bill in front of the bouncer*

Bouncer: Oh...well...maybe I COULD check just little better. *quickly writes Dante's name on the list* My bad. Looks like you are on the list after all.

Dante: Thanks, buddy. Go yourself something nice.

Bouncer: *grins...then notices that he's holding Bison dollars* HEY!!! WHY YOU...!!!! THIS ISN'T-

Dante: *has already disappeared into the club*

Bouncer: GRRR!!! *throws clipboard on the ground furiously*


Fixed


Yes! Yes!
#19CykloneTigerPosted 3/19/2013 10:06:56 AM
Shadow Cloud posted...
Phantom_Opera_G posted...
NostalgiaRules posted...
This would be my scenario, though it's not very short. And it features DMC 4 Dante.



Bouncer: Sorry, pal. You're not on the list.

Dante: *grins and slings his arm around the bouncer's shoulder* You know, I admire you for doing your job pal. But maybe you should check the list, just one more time? *waves a $50 bill in front of the bouncer*

Bouncer: Oh...well...maybe I COULD check just little better. *quickly writes Dante's name on the list* My bad. Looks like you are on the list after all.

Dante: Thanks, buddy. Go yourself something nice.

Bouncer: *grins...then notices that he's holding Bison dollars* HEY!!! WHY YOU...!!!! THIS ISN'T-

Dante: *has already disappeared into the club*

Bouncer: GRRR!!! *throws clipboard on the ground furiously*


Fixed


Yes! Yes!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHMahI4_fDI
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#20-BrokenSpiral-Posted 3/19/2013 10:33:11 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=VkX65h6ORcM#t=449s