ITT: DMC Dante goes through DmC (spoilers)

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User Info: SSJ_Jin

SSJ_Jin
3 years ago#1
Here's a good example from another topic:

NostalgiaRules posted...
Bouncer: Sorry, pal. You're not on the list.

Dante: *grins and slings his arm around the bouncer's shoulder* You know, I admire you for doing your job pal. But maybe you should check the list, just one more time? *waves a $50 bill in front of the bouncer*

Bouncer: Oh...well...maybe I COULD check just little better. *quickly writes Dante's name on the list* My bad. Looks like you are on the list after all.

Dante: Thanks, buddy. Go yourself something nice.

Bouncer: *grins...then notices that he's holding Monopoly money* HEY!!! WHY YOU...!!!! THIS ISN'T-

Dante: *has already disappeared into the club*

Bouncer: GRRR!!! *throws clipboard on the ground furiously*


*Kat knocks on DMC and Dante answers*

Dante: Sorry, not interested in cookies.

*attempts to close door*

Kat: Wait! Dante!

Dante: Hm?

Kat: Get out of here, you're in danger! You were careless. You left a trail. Now he's on to you.

Dante: Ugh! Is it the first of the month already!?

Kat: No, Dante this isn't a joke. A hunter demon is after you! *gasp* He's here!

*demon appears*

Hunter Demon: DAaaaaaaAAAaaaaNTE!

*Dante smiles and waves*

Hunter: *roars*

Kat: It's too late, you're gonna have to fight your way out.

Dante: Huh. Well this is my kinda party!

*Dante pulls out Ebony and Ivory in a stylish manner*

Kat: Wait, that won't work! He's bulletpro--

POW POW

*Hunter Demon falls over dead*

Kat: O_O

Dante: Jackpot.
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User Info: QCTeamkill

QCTeamkill
3 years ago#2
Dante: Hey lady, come here to cuhrazee party? Come back tonight, I'm bleaching my hair and polishing my red cowboy boots.

Kat: Dante wait, a hunter demon...

Dante: No password, not listening.

Kat: It's coming here!

Dante: No worries, I'll save you, lady.

Kat: My name is Kat, and I'm not in danger, you are!

Dante: Look, I save the ladies, not the other way around.

Kat: You're such a cliché and a douche. I'm better off with your brother, at least he's no virgin, he has a son.

User Info: roxas9001

roxas9001
3 years ago#3
Using lame DMC3 Dante :(
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User Info: FireMage7777

FireMage7777
3 years ago#4
roxas9001 posted...
Using lame DMC3 Dante :(


You mean awesome DMC3 Dante
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smithkakarot
3 years ago#5
Dante enters Poison's lair...

Dante: "So YOU'RE the secret ingredient? Kinda stinky for that, but hey, different strokes for different folks!"

Poison: "Who...are...yooooouuuuu...?"

Dante: "I'm your prom date, gorgeous! And I use that term loosely."

Poison: "WHOOOOO THE F*** ARE YOOOOOOUUUUUUU?!"

Dante: "Whoa, careful with that mouth! Dante's the monicker, by the way."

Poison: "Dante? Son of Sparda? And Eva, the WHOOOOOOORE?!"

Dante: "Some people call me that, yeah."

Poison: "You want to kill me?! You can't kill me! I'm twelve HUNDRED years old!"

Dante: "Huh, and here I was, thinkin' you might be twelve THOUSAND."

Poison: "F*** YOU!"

Dante: "Whoa, easy with the language, sister!"

Poison: "F*** YOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!"
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User Info: devak108

devak108
3 years ago#6
It'd be a much shorter game, that's for sure:

"Vorgil, is that a f***ing fedora dude?

I'm f***ing outta here, bro, this is NOT my kinda party.."

GAME OVER
"You're entering a world of pain, son, we know this is your homework!"

User Info: ramzariot

ramzariot
3 years ago#7
devak108 posted...
It'd be a much shorter game, that's for sure:

"Vorgil, is that a f***ing fedora dude?

I'm f***ing outta here, bro, this is NOT my kinda party.."

GAME OVER


Actually, when I read that this came to mind: Better watch out that no archaeology professors beat you up and take your hat.
I grow tired of the foolish foolery of foolish fools.

User Info: roxas9001

roxas9001
3 years ago#8
FireMage7777 posted...
roxas9001 posted...
Using lame DMC3 Dante :(


You mean awesome DMC3 Dante


Only DMC1 & SMT Dante equal awesome to me.
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User Info: FireMage7777

FireMage7777
3 years ago#9
roxas9001 posted...
FireMage7777 posted...
roxas9001 posted...
Using lame DMC3 Dante :(


You mean awesome DMC3 Dante


Only DMC1 & SMT Dante equal awesome to me.


Well that sounds like a personal problem
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User Info: SSJ_Jin

SSJ_Jin
3 years ago#10
roxas9001 posted...
FireMage7777 posted...
roxas9001 posted...
Using lame DMC3 Dante :(


You mean awesome DMC3 Dante


Only DMC1 & SMT Dante equal awesome to me.


Sorry, but what does SMT stand for?
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