Dante: *grins and slings his arm around the bouncer's shoulder* You know, I admire you for doing your job pal. But maybe you should check the list, just one more time? *waves a $50 bill in front of the bouncer*
Bouncer: Oh...well...maybe I COULD check just little better. *quickly writes Dante's name on the list* My bad. Looks like you are on the list after all.
Dante: Thanks, buddy. Go yourself something nice.
Bouncer: *grins...then notices that he's holding Monopoly money* HEY!!! WHY YOU...!!!! THIS ISN'T-
Dante: *has already disappeared into the club*
Bouncer: GRRR!!! *throws clipboard on the ground furiously*
*Kat knocks on DMC and Dante answers*
Dante: Sorry, not interested in cookies.
*attempts to close door*
Kat: Wait! Dante!
Kat: Get out of here, you're in danger! You were careless. You left a trail. Now he's on to you.
Dante: Ugh! Is it the first of the month already!?
Kat: No, Dante this isn't a joke. A hunter demon is after you! *gasp* He's here!
Hunter Demon: DAaaaaaaAAAaaaaNTE!
*Dante smiles and waves*
Kat: It's too late, you're gonna have to fight your way out.
Dante: Huh. Well this is my kinda party!
*Dante pulls out Ebony and Ivory in a stylish manner*