if Stephenie Meyer wrote the story

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3 years ago#1
what would it b like??
3 years ago#2
It would involve necrophilia and beasty.
3 years ago#3
It couldn't be worse than the one we already got. But it would sell since twilight fangirls would buy this game just for the author.
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3 years ago#4
Kuxirock posted...
It would involve necrophilia and beasty.


doesn't it already, did you already forget about those squirrels?
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3 years ago#5
bigdom93 posted...
Kuxirock posted...
It would involve necrophilia and beasty.


doesn't it already, did you already forget about those squirrels?


Plus Kat and Donte. Donte and Kat aren't the same species, so it's kind of like bestiality anyway.
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3 years ago#6
From: KA_ME_HA_ME_HA | #005
bigdom93 posted...
Kuxirock posted...
It would involve necrophilia and beasty.


doesn't it already, did you already forget about those squirrels?


Plus Kat and Donte. Donte and Kat aren't the same species, so it's kind of like bestiality anyway.

I think it counts as either omnisexual or pansexual... Not exactly sure.
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3 years ago#7
K-kat would talk l-like *stammers* this, dante would have s-skin like d-diamonds, and the w-wangst would be t-ten times the current *stammers* levels... The one good thing would be mustache dad sparda.
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3 years ago#8
It would be even easier to take the piss out of, though at least the characters wouldn't be throwing F-bombs every few minutes.
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3 years ago#9
Kuxirock posted...
It would involve necrophilia and beasty.


You forgot pedophilia.
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3 years ago#10
It'd have so many "woe is me" moments that you take the disc out and destroy it in the most brutal way you could think up.
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