if Stephenie Meyer wrote the story

#11smithkakarotPosted 3/26/2013 10:19:25 PM
Kira0987 posted...
Kuxirock posted...
It would involve necrophilia and beasty.


You forgot pedophilia.


Dat werewolf imprinting.
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#12AlexxShadenk777Posted 3/27/2013 1:52:22 AM
ZeroX91 posted...
The one good thing would be mustache dad sparda.

The mental image. It's too much for my sides.
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#13SilentS89Posted 3/27/2013 2:42:04 AM
Game would have sold better if Stephenie Meyer wrote the story.
#14Squished_MarioPosted 3/27/2013 5:50:26 PM
Wait I thought she wrote the story
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#15CirOnnPosted 3/28/2013 10:29:40 AM(edited)
It'd definitely sell better but... To say that this game's story is on equal levels or inferior to anything she ever wrote clearly never read a Twilight piece. It sucks so much that actually hurts you physically, my eyes bled.
#16SiLVeR_420Posted 3/28/2013 12:05:42 PM
It'd be very generic. I mean I just saw a trailer for The Host...everything I saw has been done a million times.
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#17ScreamingMidgetPosted 3/28/2013 12:07:13 PM
Who is Stephenie Meyer?
#18CirOnnPosted 3/28/2013 12:15:48 PM
ScreamingMidget posted...
Who is Stephenie Meyer?


Trust me on this one at least: You REALLY don't wan to know. (but basically: a fat mormon housewife, who was never really loved, decided to write a book out of boredom. You can guess from there).
#19ScreamingMidgetPosted 3/28/2013 1:23:44 PM
CirOnn posted...
ScreamingMidget posted...
Who is Stephenie Meyer?


Trust me on this one at least: You REALLY don't wan to know. (but basically: a fat mormon housewife, who was never really loved, decided to write a book out of boredom. You can guess from there).


Oh dear lord...
#20OracleGunnerPosted 3/28/2013 1:55:44 PM
ScreamingMidget posted...
CirOnn posted...
ScreamingMidget posted...
Who is Stephenie Meyer?


Trust me on this one at least: You REALLY don't wan to know. (but basically: a fat mormon housewife, who was never really loved, decided to write a book out of boredom. You can guess from there).


Oh dear lord...


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