if Stephenie Meyer wrote the story

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2 years ago#11
Kira0987 posted...
Kuxirock posted...
It would involve necrophilia and beasty.


You forgot pedophilia.


Dat werewolf imprinting.
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2 years ago#12
ZeroX91 posted...
The one good thing would be mustache dad sparda.

The mental image. It's too much for my sides.
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2 years ago#13
Game would have sold better if Stephenie Meyer wrote the story.
2 years ago#14
Wait I thought she wrote the story
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2 years ago#15
It'd definitely sell better but... To say that this game's story is on equal levels or inferior to anything she ever wrote clearly never read a Twilight piece. It sucks so much that actually hurts you physically, my eyes bled.
2 years ago#16
It'd be very generic. I mean I just saw a trailer for The Host...everything I saw has been done a million times.
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2 years ago#17
Who is Stephenie Meyer?
2 years ago#18
ScreamingMidget posted...
Who is Stephenie Meyer?


Trust me on this one at least: You REALLY don't wan to know. (but basically: a fat mormon housewife, who was never really loved, decided to write a book out of boredom. You can guess from there).
2 years ago#19
CirOnn posted...
ScreamingMidget posted...
Who is Stephenie Meyer?


Trust me on this one at least: You REALLY don't wan to know. (but basically: a fat mormon housewife, who was never really loved, decided to write a book out of boredom. You can guess from there).


Oh dear lord...
2 years ago#20
ScreamingMidget posted...
CirOnn posted...
ScreamingMidget posted...
Who is Stephenie Meyer?


Trust me on this one at least: You REALLY don't wan to know. (but basically: a fat mormon housewife, who was never really loved, decided to write a book out of boredom. You can guess from there).


Oh dear lord...


*gives brain bleach* Here use as the situation demands.
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