if Stephenie Meyer wrote the story

#21geekneck99Posted 3/28/2013 2:34:40 PM
From: OracleGunner | #020
ScreamingMidget posted...
CirOnn posted...
ScreamingMidget posted...
Who is Stephenie Meyer?


Trust me on this one at least: You REALLY don't wan to know. (but basically: a fat mormon housewife, who was never really loved, decided to write a book out of boredom. You can guess from there).


Oh dear lord...


*gives brain bleach* Here use as the situation demands.

And that might not be enough, here's my supplier's card...
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#22MoreFunThanTVPosted 3/28/2013 3:11:22 PM
CirOnn posted...
ScreamingMidget posted...
Who is Stephenie Meyer?


Trust me on this one at least: You REALLY don't wan to know. (but basically: a fat mormon housewife, who was never really loved, decided to write a book out of boredom. You can guess from there).


Se doesn't look that fat, kinda hot actually...:
http://www.twilightlexicon.com/wp-content/repsaj/2010/06/stephenieredheadshot.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lIcpVlaF2_A/TC19-sp_TbI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/6CeUabL2YSs/s1600/stephanie-meyer-and-minions.jpg

I dunno maybe she lost weight or something? I tend to avoid everything Twilight related like the plague though, less I end up like my "indoctrinated" friends.
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#23Malus_X6Posted 3/28/2013 3:14:35 PM
From: CirOnn | #018
ScreamingMidget posted...
Who is Stephenie Meyer?


Trust me on this one at least: You REALLY don't wan to know. (but basically: a fat mormon housewife, who was never really loved, decided to write a book out of boredom. You can guess from there).

Your forgot sexually frustrated and created Bella as an analog of herself to cope with the aforementioned affliction.
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#24ZeroX91Posted 3/28/2013 4:49:32 PM
S-stop....f-fighting....please... :I
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#25TT_TT_TTPosted 3/28/2013 10:13:23 PM
it probably wouldn't flop since she has an audience in mind when writing. I'm not sure who NT was writing for.
#26ZeroX91Posted 3/28/2013 10:16:41 PM
So nobody liked my Kristen Stewart impression? :(
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#27SiLVeR_420Posted 3/28/2013 10:51:04 PM
ZeroX91 posted...
So nobody liked my Kristen Stewart impression? :(


Your mouth was closed. It wasn't accurate. :0 is how you should have done it.
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#28ZeroX91Posted 3/28/2013 10:54:46 PM
SiLVeR_420 posted...
ZeroX91 posted...
So nobody liked my Kristen Stewart impression? :(


Your mouth was closed. It wasn't accurate. :0 is how you should have done it.


I was tryin to portray her robotic delivery....well noted I guess.
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#29smithkakarotPosted 4/2/2013 12:34:26 PM
Actually, if DmC were written by Stephenie Meyer, I'd be taking the piss out of it even MORE!
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#30Yuber255Posted 4/2/2013 12:44:16 PM
smithkakarot posted...
Actually, if DmC were written by Stephenie Meyer, I'd be taking the piss out of it even MORE!


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