Let's see Poison call classic Dante's mom

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User Info: smithkakarot

smithkakarot
3 years ago#1
...a "whore".
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SiLVeR_420
3 years ago#2
Eva the wh..*shot dead*
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User Info: ramzariot

ramzariot
3 years ago#3
Can't see the thing getting a single syllable out if it were Devil May Cry 2 Dante.
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User Info: NostalgiaRules

NostalgiaRules
3 years ago#4
ramzariot posted...
Can't see the thing getting a single syllable out if it were Devil May Cry 2 Dante.


Forget DMC 2 Dante. Can you imagine if it was...*gulp*...Vergil?
Newer isn't always better.
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User Info: Stepswordsman

Stepswordsman
3 years ago#5
Vergil enters the Succubus' lair.
- So, you must be the secret ingredient.
- Who are you?
- And how would that matter?
- WHO THE F*** ARE YOOOUUU?! *blaaargh*
Vergil steps aside. - If you must know, my name is Vergil. Son of Sparda.
- Vergil? Son of Sparda? And Eva, the whoooorrrreeee?! *blaaargh*
- Yes. And now I'm motivated!
*Cuts Succubus into ribbons*
Besides I or anyone else was flamming anyone.

User Info: Strelok

Strelok
3 years ago#6
Nah.

Vergil steps into Poisons lair
Poison: Who are you?
Vergil: Someone with more power than you.
Poison: Who the *bad word* are YOOOUU *bluaa-*
*Vergil is seen sheathing Yamato*
*Poison splits apart*
Vergil: As I said, someone more powerful.
*Vergil turns and walks out*
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User Info: Stepswordsman

Stepswordsman
3 years ago#7
Donte rushes into Succubus' chamber and sees Vergil.
- So you are the secret ingredient?
- And who might you be?
- I'm your prom date, you ugly sack of s***!
*Vergil glances at Succubus' corpse in the pit* - You two must have been related.
- What? You killed the Succubus?
- Hope you don't mind. *walks away*
- Hey! Who the f*** are you?!
- It's none of your concern.
- WHO THE F*** ARE YOOOUUU?! *grabs Vergil and tries to punch him in the face*
- You are too clingy, nephilim. *bisects Donte in the middle of his attack*
Besides I or anyone else was flamming anyone.

User Info: smithkakarot

smithkakarot
3 years ago#8
I bet DMC3 Dante would explode with rage.
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Malus_X6
3 years ago#9
From: smithkakarot | #008
I bet DMC3 Dante would explode with rage.

...and proceed to kill it in the most stylish manner possible.
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smithkakarot
3 years ago#10
Slow and painfully though, right?
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