If Tameem wrote YOUR work

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2 years ago#1
What would it be like?
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2 years ago#2
I....need... more POWER!
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Huskies are quite the handful.
When i'm alone, i pretend to be a black hole.
2 years ago#3
It would end terribly for him, as I would gouge out his eyes, crush his larynx, break his arms and hands, then his legs and feet, skin him alive, throw him into a huge tub of salt and lemon juice, rip his teeth out one by one, liquify some LSD and inject him with some, wait a while and then either throw him into a wood chipper or flying-kick him into the Grand Canyon while yelling "THIS IS SPARTA!"
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2 years ago#4
Malus_X6 posted...
It would end terribly for him, as I would gouge out his eyes, crush his larynx, break his arms and hands, then his legs and feet, skin him alive, throw him into a huge tub of salt and lemon juice, rip his teeth out one by one, liquify some LSD and inject him with some, wait a while and then either throw him into a wood chipper or flying-kick him into the Grand Canyon while yelling "THIS IS SPARTA!"


http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj65/Smithkakarot/1362613723612_zps1a38e1ee.jpg
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2 years ago#5
Malus_X6 posted...
It would end terribly for him, as I would gouge out his eyes, crush his larynx, break his arms and hands, then his legs and feet, skin him alive, throw him into a huge tub of salt and lemon juice, rip his teeth out one by one, liquify some LSD and inject him with some, wait a while and then either throw him into a wood chipper or flying-kick him into the Grand Canyon while yelling "THIS IS SPARTA!"


not cool, edgy and Shakspearan enough
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2 years ago#6
From: LordKaizer | #005
Malus_X6 posted...
It would end terribly for him, as I would gouge out his eyes, crush his larynx, break his arms and hands, then his legs and feet, skin him alive, throw him into a huge tub of salt and lemon juice, rip his teeth out one by one, liquify some LSD and inject him with some, wait a while and then either throw him into a wood chipper or flying-kick him into the Grand Canyon while yelling "THIS IS SPARTA!"


not cool, edgy and Shakspearan enough

I'm not out to impress anyone. It's just the way I'd take care of business.
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2 years ago#7
Malus_X6 posted...
It would end terribly for him, as I would gouge out his eyes, crush his larynx, break his arms and hands, then his legs and feet, skin him alive, throw him into a huge tub of salt and lemon juice, rip his teeth out one by one, liquify some LSD and inject him with some, wait a while and then either throw him into a wood chipper or flying-kick him into the Grand Canyon while yelling "THIS IS SPARTA!"


Just force him to cosplay as DMC3 Dante and enter a bar in tokyo, which is worse and more painful than death for him.
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Huskies are quite the handful.
When i'm alone, i pretend to be a black hole.
2 years ago#8
Nothing beats real death.
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PSN: LordMalus
XBL: LordMalusDCLXVI
2 years ago#9
I remember i once wrote something really edgy and 2deep4u at school that somehow got a 1st place award.

Oh god it would be just glorious, such a work would physically cut me with all of that edge and it'd be so deep it'd be only shown in 4D.
2 years ago#10
Malus_X6 posted...
It would end terribly for him, as I would gouge out his eyes, crush his larynx, break his arms and hands, then his legs and feet, skin him alive, throw him into a huge tub of salt and lemon juice, rip his teeth out one by one, liquify some LSD and inject him with some, wait a while and then either throw him into a wood chipper or flying-kick him into the Grand Canyon while yelling "THIS IS SPARTA!"


wait I thought you loved either ninja theory, the reboot or tameem, and were one of the people defending the game?
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