If Tameem wrote YOUR work

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3 years ago#51
Solblade44 posted...
First, my boss would probably call me asking why she's getting obscene letters from some Tam guy before we realize that this topic is actually about Tameem writing our own work.

Then I'd say something along the lines of what Blizzard told Uwe Boll when he wanted to make a WoW movie.


"I will not sell the writing rights, not to you...especially not to you"?
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3 years ago#52
smithkakarot posted...
Solblade44 posted...
First, my boss would probably call me asking why she's getting obscene letters from some Tam guy before we realize that this topic is actually about Tameem writing our own work.

Then I'd say something along the lines of what Blizzard told Uwe Boll when he wanted to make a WoW movie.


"I will not sell the writing rights, not to you...especially not to you"?


Pretty much. Went down and hunted down the quote after posting.
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3 years ago#53
Awww... I thought they would have told him to get off our planet.
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3 years ago#54
Solblade44 posted...
smithkakarot posted...
Solblade44 posted...
First, my boss would probably call me asking why she's getting obscene letters from some Tam guy before we realize that this topic is actually about Tameem writing our own work.

Then I'd say something along the lines of what Blizzard told Uwe Boll when he wanted to make a WoW movie.


"I will not sell the writing rights, not to you...especially not to you"?


Pretty much. Went down and hunted down the quote after posting.


They gave it to David Bowies son instead. After Moon and Source Code...I say good choice.
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3 years ago#55
Man, my version of Sting (that vampire I mentioned earlier) would pwn Tameem's version! >:C
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3 years ago#56
Oh yeah, another thing regarding the whole story I'm planning in general this time...Tameem would probably turn it into a "social commentary" rather than a philosophical exploration of such themes as "what makes a monster?" and "what is truth?" He'd also remove all the camp, and have it take itself PAINFULLY seriously.
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3 years ago#57
WHAT IS A MONSTER

A MISERABLE PILE OF WUB
3 years ago#58
syctheweilder posted...
WHAT IS A MONSTER

A MISERABLE PILE OF WUB


Tameem sure seems to think so, if the fight with Poison is any indication.
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3 years ago#59
It would be soo bad I might as well have done it myself. It would be bad but nothing near Tameem bad
3 years ago#60
so common Tameem story tropes are

-social commentary
-'grittiness'
-swearing
-killing innocent slaves
-sex scenes

did I leave anything out??
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