Mmmmm. Cabbage is awesome when boiled and served with corned beef :D
I prefer to throw them at Proventus Avennici with my telekinesis.
I never really quite mastered Telekinesis. I just use it to bring things to me. If I want to make something fly, I just take a deep breath, then give it a huge lungful of a Shout. Works everytime AND impresses a lot of people.
You've got no idea how many times it's gotten me laid in the past. NO idea.