Has ayone noticed that Dante lives in-

#1NessXPoo-M2Posted 5/4/2013 4:58:25 AM
A trailer inside of a carnival. o-o
#2Yuber255Posted 5/4/2013 5:32:42 AM
He's a carny I guess?
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#3KuxirockPosted 5/4/2013 5:46:01 AM
It's a known fact that Donte is Eddys brother.
#4demonfang178Posted 5/4/2013 9:11:27 AM
Kuxirock posted...
It's a known fact that Donte is Eddys brother.


Cousin Eddy from Twisted Metal?
#5StrelokPosted 5/4/2013 9:13:35 AM
He also opens the door naked.
While next to a carnival.
Where kids go.

Are people actually wondering why I say that the label of sexual deviant is spot on?
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#6StepswordsmanPosted 5/4/2013 9:40:10 AM
That carnival fair symbolizes the mindless desire of food and entertainment, "panem et circenses", as they say, which is all that people ruled by Mundus want. And Dante, standing completely naked, just like when he was born, amid all of it, shows that he is the only pure thing not touched by all that corruption, and represents the hope for all humanity.

And I guess the whores represent the sins that he has to fight off, which he does the same way as he would fight fire with fire.

So deep, I know.
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#7StrelokPosted 5/4/2013 9:44:41 AM
If Donte is pure then I don't want to be right.
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#8caffiend7Posted 5/4/2013 10:58:40 AM
Stepswordsman posted...
That carnival fair symbolizes the mindless desire of food and entertainment, "panem et circenses", as they say, which is all that people ruled by Mundus want. And Dante, standing completely naked, just like when he was born, amid all of it, shows that he is the only pure thing not touched by all that corruption, and represents the hope for all humanity.

And I guess the whores represent the sins that he has to fight off, which he does the same way as he would fight fire with fire.

So deep, I know.


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#9InfiniteDemisePosted 5/4/2013 11:36:05 AM
Strelok posted...
He also opens the door naked.
While next to a carnival.
Where kids go.

Are people actually wondering why I say that the label of sexual deviant is spot on?


Mind -> Blown.

You sir win the internet for the day.
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#10StrelokPosted 5/4/2013 12:15:13 PM
I've said this since the very early trailer where we first saw the hunter demon and Donte flew through his trailer naked with the terrible Austin Powers gag.
I've repeated it ever since as nobody can repeat it enough.

But I thank you for total control over the internet.
Excuse me, shutting down CISPA.
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