The game would be able follow the same events because the Magical Hamster would be able to perform every task Kat does in the game, except for the Vorgil x Kat thing that honestly doesn't matter and it sounds like a bad romance out of a 12 year old fanfic. Viewers would be able to sympathize with the hamster because he wouldn't be as whiny as Kat and he's actually cute, people would actually be interested in seeing Donte saving the hamster, the hamster is a better motivation than Kat.
Some changes: -Donte: we have to save him! Vorgil: HE'S A FRIGGING HAMSTER. Donte: No, he's a magical hamster, one that helped you more than any other human being ever did. Vorgil: I guess... you're right.
-Instead of Squirrel semen for the magic you'd have hamster semen, when asked where he got it he just blushes.
The hamster would sove the problem of the game being generally received as "forced and edgy" and it would add a new fresh layer of humor to the game making it more enjoyable by the overall audience. --- Ill add something here later....
Would the hamster be named Boo, and would he go for the eyes, generally followed by a screaming bald barbarian wielding a gigantic zweihander? --- Goodbye Bubbles, dearest of pets. I'll miss you, always. 2nd June 2004 - 22nd August 2009 http://i1120.photobucket.com/albums/l493/TTripweed/Haiguyz.jpg
So when am I going to get recognition for inspiring the name of KOTC? You can't lie about me being the inspiration.
*sits on Dante's chair*
I never said you weren't the inspiration, but KOTC has evolved past just DmC --- "That challenge guy" from The Legend Of Dragoon board Like nerdy talk? http://w11.zetaboards.com/Keepers_Of_The_Chair/index/