This game would be better if...

#1FireMage7777Posted 8/13/2013 11:34:07 AM
Kat were replaced by a magical hamster
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#25hadowsPosted 8/13/2013 11:51:19 AM
The game would be able follow the same events because the Magical Hamster would be able to perform every task Kat does in the game, except for the Vorgil x Kat thing that honestly doesn't matter and it sounds like a bad romance out of a 12 year old fanfic. Viewers would be able to sympathize with the hamster because he wouldn't be as whiny as Kat and he's actually cute, people would actually be interested in seeing Donte saving the hamster, the hamster is a better motivation than Kat.

Some changes:
-Donte: we have to save him! Vorgil: HE'S A FRIGGING HAMSTER. Donte: No, he's a magical hamster, one that helped you more than any other human being ever did. Vorgil: I guess... you're right.

-Instead of Squirrel semen for the magic you'd have hamster semen, when asked where he got it he just blushes.


The hamster would sove the problem of the game being generally received as "forced and edgy" and it would add a new fresh layer of humor to the game making it more enjoyable by the overall audience.
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#3Pimps1678Posted 8/13/2013 12:06:19 PM
5hadows posted...
-Instead of Squirrel semen for the magic you'd have hamster semen, when asked where he got it he just blushes.


Priceless! It 'll better than any joke that Donte made in that game!
#4Mother-NesuPosted 8/13/2013 12:09:43 PM
FireMage7777 posted...
Kat were replaced by a magical hamster


Trick question. Everything would be better with a magical hamster!
#5caffiend7Posted 8/13/2013 12:10:45 PM
I like it
#6StrelokPosted 8/13/2013 12:27:49 PM
Would the hamster be named Boo, and would he go for the eyes, generally followed by a screaming bald barbarian wielding a gigantic zweihander?
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#7demonfang178Posted 8/13/2013 2:18:43 PM
Oh. You're back.

So what set-up are you using in Fire Emblem Awakening?
#8FireMage7777(Topic Creator)Posted 8/13/2013 2:51:54 PM
demonfang178 posted...
Oh. You're back.

So what set-up are you using in Fire Emblem Awakening?


Haven't gotten around to Awakening
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#9DuuuDe14Posted 8/13/2013 3:11:18 PM
So when am I going to get recognition for inspiring the name of KOTC? You can't lie about me being the inspiration.

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#10FireMage7777(Topic Creator)Posted 8/13/2013 3:17:05 PM
DuuuDe14 posted...
So when am I going to get recognition for inspiring the name of KOTC? You can't lie about me being the inspiration.

*sits on Dante's chair*


I never said you weren't the inspiration, but KOTC has evolved past just DmC
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