Quickly, look to your left...

#1ItsAboutStylePosted 5/11/2012 4:48:29 AM
The item closest to you is the weapon you'll be using during the zombie apocalypse...

Couch pillow, sweet!
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#2MyMentorSnakePosted 5/11/2012 5:00:41 AM(edited)
I look to my left and saw a .............. cell phone charger. YES! I can use this to slap some zombies across the face!
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#3largerockPosted 5/11/2012 5:57:24 AM
A rose.
Come my pretty little dead female!
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#4xplorerwielderPosted 5/11/2012 5:59:54 AM
Swingline stapler. This bad boy can go through 20 sheets
#5slapper1Posted 5/11/2012 6:00:18 AM
My hoodie... guess I'm f***ed.
#6MyMentorSnakePosted 5/11/2012 6:10:48 AM
Slapper, you call it a regular hoodie. I call it a Assassins Creed uniform :)
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#7topherous86Posted 5/11/2012 6:11:03 AM
A paperclip, a rubber band, and a hairbrush. Guess I'll be the McGuyver of the zombie apocalypse.
#8MidMorningSolPosted 5/11/2012 6:22:08 AM
*Looks to the left quickly*

Hand sanitizer! I'll disinfect them to death! Also the alcohol on the rotting flesh might hurt them like a mother...
#9pencruPosted 5/11/2012 6:24:58 AM
A television?!
#10finalstrike14Posted 5/11/2012 6:25:41 AM
Air Filter.

I guess Im not gonna have any allergies in the zombie apocalypse.
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