Think of a RE character before you enter to this topic

#1ChukuProPosted 11/21/2012 8:15:36 PM
You and that character are in a room. It's dimly lit, and has nothing in it.

Suddenly, the character starts talking to you...

"Umm..." s/he looks at you straight in the face. "I... I don't want to be indecent, but... but I... I think I like you."

S/he grabs you and embraces you. You then notice your character is in a Japanese schoolgirl outfit. You are as well.
Suddenly, tentacles come flying out of the walls!

And then, a wall opens to reveal your parents, eyes held open by spikes to the walls and tied down, watching you, unable to look away.

What's the first 5 words to come out of your mouth?
#2MallyPureSmoothPosted 11/21/2012 8:24:28 PM
I must be in japan
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#3darthmittenPosted 11/21/2012 8:31:06 PM
MallyPureSmooth posted...
I must be in japan

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#4MallyPureSmoothPosted 11/21/2012 8:38:32 PM
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#5UBCS15Posted 11/21/2012 8:43:23 PM
MallyPureSmooth posted...
I must be in japan
#6slapper1Posted 11/21/2012 8:51:14 PM

*Cookie for whoever gets this reference*
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#7matodaPosted 11/21/2012 9:12:14 PM
WHAT. . . What is this ?

four words. but. still
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#8boofiePosted 11/21/2012 10:17:56 PM
Scarier than resident evil six.
#9BasementDudePosted 11/21/2012 10:27:38 PM
i must be in heaven
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#10Matty0289Posted 11/21/2012 10:59:54 PM
What the f***'s going on.
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