skermacPosted 1/13/2013 7:39:55 AM | We need more humor to lighten things up. Anyone know any RE jokes? Here's a bad one.
What did Barry say after being attacked in the dining room?
This place is dine-gerous!
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First_Aid_SprayPosted 1/13/2013 8:42:59 AM | A topic about lame Resident Evil jokes?
"clears throat"
Why did Nemesis move to Hollywood?
Because he was looking for stars!
Whats Small, Pregnant and can't climb ledges?
Sherry in RE2. >_>
What event is Joseph not allowed to attend?
Dog shows.
Why did the Crimson Head cross the road?
Because the zombie didn't make it.
Why did the Ashfords have a base in the South Pole?
Because Alexia wanted her base to be in ANTartica
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SamA7XPosted 1/13/2013 9:03:29 AM | Why did Marvin turn purple?
Because he overdosed on red and blue herbs
What kind of piercings did Richard have?
Snakebites
Why was Enrico shot?
Because he was cranky
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MallyPureSmoothPosted 1/13/2013 9:16:54 AM (edited) | Hmm let's see
Why did Forest die?
Because he was in a Forest
Why did the RPD cancel Leon's party?
Because the monsters were having a party instead
Why has Carlos been absent since RE3?
Because he's grieving over his "car loss"
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largerockPosted 1/13/2013 9:17:36 AM | Lemme try a little quiz game.... look far a topic in a few minutes...
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largerockPosted 1/13/2013 9:23:37 AM | Actually screw that I got something better in mind.
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shagohad3Posted 1/13/2013 9:25:52 AM | How did Jill track Rachel?
Se smelled something fishy.
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IlDankoPosted 1/13/2013 9:27:07 AM | What is Carlos' favorite drink?? NiCOLAi...
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That's when the lights go down and the room turns red
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sidebeardPosted 1/13/2013 9:56:10 AM | Q. Why didn't Ashley and Leon do overtime?
A. Because he went the WONG way.
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slapper1Posted 1/13/2013 10:06:00 AM (edited) | What event is Leon S. Kennedy never allowed to attend?
Car shows.
Nemesis, a T-103 and Lisa Trevor all walk into a bar...
And everybody dies.
What company brand does Wesker model for?
Hugo Boss sunglasses.
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