An attempt at humor

#1skermacPosted 1/13/2013 6:39:55 AM
We need more humor to lighten things up. Anyone know any RE jokes? Here's a bad one.

What did Barry say after being attacked in the dining room?

This place is dine-gerous!


lol I told you it was bad!
#2First_Aid_SprayPosted 1/13/2013 7:42:59 AM
A topic about lame Resident Evil jokes?

"clears throat"

Why did Nemesis move to Hollywood?

Because he was looking for stars!

Whats Small, Pregnant and can't climb ledges?

Sherry in RE2. >_>

What event is Joseph not allowed to attend?

Dog shows.

Why did the Crimson Head cross the road?

Because the zombie didn't make it.

Why did the Ashfords have a base in the South Pole?

Because Alexia wanted her base to be in ANTartica

...>.>
#3SamA7XPosted 1/13/2013 8:03:29 AM
Why did Marvin turn purple?
Because he overdosed on red and blue herbs

What kind of piercings did Richard have?
Snakebites

Why was Enrico shot?
Because he was cranky
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#4MallyPureSmoothPosted 1/13/2013 8:16:54 AM(edited)
Hmm let's see

Why did Forest die?
Because he was in a Forest

Why did the RPD cancel Leon's party?
Because the monsters were having a party instead

Why has Carlos been absent since RE3?
Because he's grieving over his "car loss"

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#5largerockPosted 1/13/2013 8:17:36 AM
Lemme try a little quiz game.... look far a topic in a few minutes...
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#6largerockPosted 1/13/2013 8:23:37 AM
Actually screw that I got something better in mind.
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#7shagohad3Posted 1/13/2013 8:25:52 AM
How did Jill track Rachel?

Se smelled something fishy.
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#8IlDankoPosted 1/13/2013 8:27:07 AM
What is Carlos' favorite drink?? NiCOLAi...
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#9sidebeardPosted 1/13/2013 8:56:10 AM
Q. Why didn't Ashley and Leon do overtime?
A. Because he went the WONG way.
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#10slapper1Posted 1/13/2013 9:06:00 AM(edited)
What event is Leon S. Kennedy never allowed to attend?
Car shows.

Nemesis, a T-103 and Lisa Trevor all walk into a bar...
And everybody dies.

What company brand does Wesker model for?
Hugo Boss sunglasses.
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