An attempt at humor

#11desi_shinobiPosted 1/13/2013 9:54:54 AM
Haha this is truly the epitome of bad jokes right here!!
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#12Cartwheel_KickPosted 1/13/2013 11:04:50 AM
shagohad3 posted...
How did Jill track Rachel?

Se smelled something fishy.


lol@ this one
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#13skermac(Topic Creator)Posted 1/13/2013 11:24:50 AM
First_Aid_Spray posted...
A topic about lame Resident Evil jokes?

"clears throat"

Why did Nemesis move to Hollywood?

Because he was looking for stars!

Whats Small, Pregnant and can't climb ledges?

Sherry in RE2. >_>

What event is Joseph not allowed to attend?

Dog shows.

Why did the Crimson Head cross the road?

Because the zombie didn't make it.

Why did the Ashfords have a base in the South Pole?

Because Alexia wanted her base to be in ANTartica

...>.>


The nemesis joke made me really laugh!
#14BlueRamzaPosted 1/13/2013 12:52:56 PM
What's Wesker's favorite pickup line at bars?

"I want to show you the 'Tyrant' "

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So a Cerberus walks into a bar and the bartender goes "Why the long face?"

The dog proceeds to eat the bartender afterwards.

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How many Lickers does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?

None because they're getting to the center of you.

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Why does every main boss in RE4 explode when they change?

Because they're a terrorist group, remember?

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What does Jill do that Barry's wife won't?

Make Jill's special sandwiches

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Why did the Ganado swing his ax at Leon in the beginning of RE4?

He heard that STARS members make great sandwiches.

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What do you call Barry's death at the hands of Lisa?

Barry Punch.

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Who wins in a fight Barry or Chuck Norris?

Barry. Because He's got "THIS"

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Why did the crimson head cross the road?

Because the zombie didn't make it.

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Why did the zombie cross the street?

To eat the helpless injured pedestrian on the side of the road

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You been invite to a party with Chris and there are sandwiches.

I hope this wasn't Chris's Jill Sandwich

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What do Nemesis's friends call him?Spoiler:

The S.T.A.R. Destroyer!

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What do you get when a Zombie bust down the door to the room Jill is locked in seeing her get crushed?

HMMMMMM Jiiillll Saanndddwhhiiicchhh ahhhhhh....

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That's all I can think of at this moment I think there are a few others...
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#15IlDankoPosted 1/13/2013 12:57:36 PM
I think.... I want to kill myself right now
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#16BlueRamzaPosted 1/13/2013 1:04:47 PM
I know, they're lame classics told a dozen times, but I still sometimes find myself laughing at them.
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#17jmplayerPosted 1/13/2013 1:20:06 PM
When Piers walked in to find Chris drunk in a bar:

"It's me Chris,"

A few seconds later:

"Is that you Rebecca?"
#18GamerFoodPosted 1/13/2013 2:22:13 PM
What did Chris say when he finished teaching a class about Latin Roots?

''Looks like we got to the ROOT of the problem.''
#19SamA7XPosted 1/13/2013 2:27:55 PM
jmplayer posted...
When Piers walked in to find Chris drunk in a bar:

"It's me Chris,"

A few seconds later:

"Is that you Rebecca?"


I loved this!! xD
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#20HUNK_REVILPosted 1/13/2013 3:21:06 PM
skermac posted...
We need more humor to lighten things up. Anyone know any RE jokes? Here's a bad one.

What did Barry say after being attacked in the dining room?

This place is dine-gerous!


lol I told you it was bad!


Lol not bad made me go "hah" xD

I don't really know no Re jokes but good topic.
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