Because I had a similar plan about a movie starring Jill where she must escape the city while being hunted relentlessly by two pieces of bread.
That is the least subtle lead in to a Resident Evil Porno parody, ever.
Claire : "OH NO, JILL. IT'S A LICK-HER" Jill : "LOOK OUT CLAIRE" Claire : "JILL.. IT'S TONGUE.. IT'S GOT ME..." *Music begins..*
---- Carlos : THIS IS BAD Jill: DON'T WORRY, I'M A MASTER OF UNLOCKING *Zipper sound. Music starts*
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