Make up resident evil 7

#1Red04Posted 2/16/2013 1:03:40 PM(edited)
Ok so how would you imagine the next main chapter of resident evil? Go wild!
Here's what I think; feel free to add something to this epic conclusion, but not really, but maybe, of Resident Evil

Plot
The A, B, C, D, T viruses have spread across the WHOLE world, turning poor innocent people into J'okhoh'r hok's! The agents of BSAA, BDAK, FGFH, GBDG etc must visit EVERY country in the world and finally end up in.... Australia this time!

Campaigns: 8

Characters:
Chris, ok I give up; EVERY CHARACTER STILL ALIVE FROM THE SERIES + some random military dudes w whisky voices and tattoos and a random intel woman who looks like a fashion model

Bosses: Ubitrakopak (huge monster that Chris fights aboard a DIVING JUMBOJET)

T-754 (a new tyrant that Leon fights UPSIDE DOWN while hanging from a TOWER CRANE ON FIRE.

Wesker, AGAIN! Nah that's too much...
Wade O'Leary (main antagonist, notice his cool name. Final boss now mutated beyond recognition of course, as a HUGE MONKEY/HIPPOPOTAMUS HYBRID that CASTS BLUE FIRE. The battle is fought using ONLY QTE'S! for 20 mins ACROSS 3 CITY'S.

*press start*

RESIDENT EEEEEEVIL......SEVHEEEEEN!
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#2SolidStryderPosted 2/16/2013 2:04:24 PM
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#3SolidStryderPosted 2/16/2013 2:04:40 PM
Leon Kennedy waited. The lights above him
blinked and sparked out of the air. There were
demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had
expected them now for years. His warnings to
Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it
was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Leon was a space marine for fourteen years.
When he was young he watched the spaceships
and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships
daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space
station base of the UAC he knew there were
demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must
fight the demons!"
So Leon gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he
fired the rocket missiles. Leon plasmaed at him
and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell
and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, Leon. You are the demons"
And then Leon was a zombie.
#4IlDankoPosted 2/16/2013 2:42:57 PM
^ beautiful


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#5largerockPosted 2/16/2013 3:09:23 PM
IlDanko posted...
^ beautiful


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#6xphoenixonxPosted 2/16/2013 4:33:00 PM
How to make re7 good is to forget EVERY character we've had in the series so far and start again with survival horror , not some old Bruce willis wanna be like chris
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#7Red04(Topic Creator)Posted 2/16/2013 4:47:17 PM
This was a parody of the series recent direction "bigger, badder, but not necessarily better". Not to be taken seriously. Btw I really like RE6.
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#8IlDankoPosted 2/16/2013 5:26:41 PM
The next virus will be called the abecedarium virus
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#9BasementDudePosted 2/16/2013 5:31:57 PM
basementdude will investigate and his personal items are cheetos and a six pack of coke
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#10Syn_VengeancePosted 2/16/2013 5:58:30 PM
BasementDude posted...
basementdude will investigate and his personal items are cheetos and a six pack of coke


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