Resident Evil: The Boulder Game.

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User Info: largerock

largerock
4 years ago#1
This board is making me sad right now.

Saw this in this board a loooong time ago and decided to bring it back so that this board would be a less sad place.

Rules are simple, you simply replace some words in the quotes of Resident Evil with the word "boulder" so it sounds funny/funnier compared to the original version. The quote has to be from one of the Resident Evil games, and can be from character dialogues, files, item descriptions, writing and narrations, anywhere as long as it's within Resident Evil.

Lemmeh start:

September 28th, daylight. The boulders have overtaken the city. Somehow...I'm still alive.
-Jill
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User Info: BasementDude

BasementDude
4 years ago#2
not before resident evil: basement chronicles
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User Info: Reno_Tarshil

Reno_Tarshil
4 years ago#3
"Boulder, WAIT!!!"
"Man who stand on toilet, is high on pot."
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User Info: CassyChan

CassyChan
4 years ago#4
Rebecca: "How about Captain Wesker?"
Chris: "He is sleeping with the ultimate boulder!"

User Info: Hawke0

Hawke0
4 years ago#5
I found this, it's a boulder. It's really powerful, especially against living things!
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User Info: CuteKitten

CuteKitten
4 years ago#6
Don't worry. I may not be as big as you, but I can hold my boulder.
I'm a guy, not a gal. :p
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User Info: jpv2000

jpv2000
4 years ago#7
More and more, I find myself wondering if it's all worth fighting for...for a future without boulders...yeah, it's worth it. (Chris Redfield)
More and more, I find myself wondering if it's all worth fighting for...for a future without fear...yeah, it's worth it. (Chris Redfield)

User Info: DigimonTrainer

DigimonTrainer
4 years ago#8
"Blood...I hope this isn't Boulder's blood."

or

"Boulder...I hope this isn't Chris' boulder."
Intrepidity. Courtesy. Illusions. Until the end. Until the end.
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User Info: FreakyFranc

FreakyFranc
4 years ago#9
BasementDude posted...
not before resident evil: basement chronicles


take a can of kerosene,spread it everywhere in the basement,pick a box of matches,burn it down.

yeah,im that evil,mwahahahahahaha.

User Info: aFriendofaDevil

aFriendofaDevil
4 years ago#10
"Hey Hunnigan, no boulders..."
...is a friend of mine
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