Resident Evil: The Boulder Game.

#1largerockPosted 3/13/2013 2:41:32 AM(edited)
This board is making me sad right now.

Saw this in this board a loooong time ago and decided to bring it back so that this board would be a less sad place.

Rules are simple, you simply replace some words in the quotes of Resident Evil with the word "boulder" so it sounds funny/funnier compared to the original version. The quote has to be from one of the Resident Evil games, and can be from character dialogues, files, item descriptions, writing and narrations, anywhere as long as it's within Resident Evil.

Lemmeh start:

September 28th, daylight. The boulders have overtaken the city. Somehow...I'm still alive.
-Jill
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#2BasementDudePosted 3/13/2013 3:11:35 AM
not before resident evil: basement chronicles
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#3Reno_TarshilPosted 3/13/2013 3:34:39 AM
"Boulder, WAIT!!!"
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#4CassyChanPosted 3/13/2013 6:09:36 AM
Rebecca: "How about Captain Wesker?"
Chris: "He is sleeping with the ultimate boulder!"
#5Hawke0Posted 3/13/2013 7:25:55 AM
I found this, it's a boulder. It's really powerful, especially against living things!
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#6CuteKittenPosted 3/13/2013 7:52:55 AM
Don't worry. I may not be as big as you, but I can hold my boulder.
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#7jpv2000Posted 3/13/2013 8:04:42 AM
More and more, I find myself wondering if it's all worth fighting for...for a future without boulders...yeah, it's worth it. (Chris Redfield)
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#8DigimonTrainerPosted 3/13/2013 8:37:29 AM
"Blood...I hope this isn't Boulder's blood."

or

"Boulder...I hope this isn't Chris' boulder."
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#9FreakyFrancPosted 3/13/2013 9:11:32 AM(edited)
BasementDude posted...
not before resident evil: basement chronicles


take a can of kerosene,spread it everywhere in the basement,pick a box of matches,burn it down.

yeah,im that evil,mwahahahahahaha.
#10aFriendofaDevilPosted 3/13/2013 9:38:09 AM
"Hey Hunnigan, no boulders..."
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