I enjoyed your guys' humor a fair bit, had several jokes in there I would have done too, like "He's got friends on the other side" and the futurama reference. But anyways.
I like that you guys took a good analytical approach to the flaws of this game's story, and didn't just rant about it. Offering logical reasons as to why certain things are the way they are. Such as the reason why games were getting less scary. With main characters who knew what they were getting themselves into, they wouldn't be so taken by surprise anymore, and in fact start preparing to counterattack bioterrorism.
I always found Umbrella's reason for doing things was for greed. No matter how you spin it. If they are creating viruses to make the world's next superhuman, they would likely sell it on the black market, or to countries' armies around the world. They would be making the world a s****ier place no matter what. They're not like Abstergo, who has the best of humanity in mind, like an overly protective parent.
*sigh* maybe a competent writer will wander into Capcom's midst one day.