My friend suggested I buy this game, and its terrible.

#11dustybottoms7Posted 1/3/2013 6:21:27 PM
Unsure if trolling or just hilariously terrible at Dark Souls.....
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#12GrapeKiwi(Topic Creator)Posted 1/3/2013 6:24:38 PM
Asellusa posted...
*blank stare*

By George, I do believe we have a noob on our hands!

I suck, and if I can complete this game (and Demon's Souls) despite that, you make my brain hurt.


it looks like we have a comedian on our hands.
Sure, im not great at this game.
but they did a really good job at making this game horrible for you if you
A. only want to play with your friend(s)
B. play with normal controls made for human hands

those are my only complaints.
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#13MactationPosted 1/3/2013 6:24:44 PM
GrapeKiwi posted...
Mactation posted...
You're playing FF7 and can't get through this? Dude, just limit break everything. None of the bosses here can withstand omnislash from your greatsword.


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I also (For fun) tried to fight that blue knight near the beginning.
Of course, I find out he continues to aggro you even after you lose
*2 hour long battle ensues*
or the option of restarting the tutoral of course (oh what fun)


Equip a shield in your off-hand, wait for him to attack, press L2, when he reels back, press R1.

Do this 2-3 times depending on what your char has in his/her main hand. A bit "hard" of a fight at that point but since you've already went and aggro'd him it's a good time to practice parrying.

That's the beauty of DS/DkS, when you f*** up, you have to learn how to deal with it/fix it, whining usually isn't going to work things out.
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#14GrapeKiwi(Topic Creator)Posted 1/3/2013 6:29:11 PM(edited)
Mactation posted...
GrapeKiwi posted...
Mactation posted...
You're playing FF7 and can't get through this? Dude, just limit break everything. None of the bosses here can withstand omnislash from your greatsword.


;-----;
I also (For fun) tried to fight that blue knight near the beginning.
Of course, I find out he continues to aggro you even after you lose
*2 hour long battle ensues*
or the option of restarting the tutoral of course (oh what fun)


Equip a shield in your off-hand, wait for him to attack, press L2, when he reels back, press R1.

Do this 2-3 times depending on what your char has in his/her main hand. A bit "hard" of a fight at that point but since you've already went and aggro'd him it's a good time to practice parrying.

That's the beauty of DS/DkS, when you f*** up, you have to learn how to deal with it/fix it, whining usually isn't going to work things out.


will dark souls 2 allow you to change the controls? edit: I already beat that guy,
I'm further ahead.
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#15BadrangTyrantPosted 1/3/2013 6:28:53 PM
dustybottoms7 posted...
Unsure if trolling or just hilariously terrible at Dark Souls.....

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#16MactationPosted 1/3/2013 6:28:56 PM
GrapeKiwi posted...
will dark souls 2 allow you to change the controls?


I've heard rumors that it will be possible. Only after you've aggro'd the new self-loathing, useless NPC at the start and died 10x in a row.
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#17GrapeKiwi(Topic Creator)Posted 1/3/2013 6:30:28 PM
Mactation posted...
GrapeKiwi posted...
will dark souls 2 allow you to change the controls?


I've heard rumors that it will be possible. Only after you've aggro'd the new self-loathing, useless NPC at the start and died 10x in a row.


so then there will be controls in dark soul 2?
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#18GotRadsPosted 1/3/2013 6:33:59 PM
dustybottoms7 posted...
Unsure if trolling or just hilariously terrible at Dark Souls.....

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#19MactationPosted 1/3/2013 6:36:44 PM
GrapeKiwi posted...
so then there will be controls in dark soul 2?


That's the problem with trolls these days, they all start the threads out with a ton of potential then, 3 posts later, they get lazy and post like this.
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#20GrapeKiwi(Topic Creator)Posted 1/3/2013 6:38:29 PM
Mactation posted...
GrapeKiwi posted...
so then there will be controls in dark soul 2?


That's the problem with trolls these days, they all start the threads out with a ton of potential then, 3 posts later, they get lazy and post like this.


only, it was a joke. the rest is 100% truth. Im just bad at this game honestly. But I give about half of it to the controls. this isn't an FPS. why is R1/R2 my fighting buttons? I'd much prefer Square and X.
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