This game has ruined my love life for me.

#1DagnothPosted 2/16/2013 9:48:00 AM
I never want to meet my girlfriend because i always feel grimy, and i wouldnt dare meet milady like that, and i cant take here to the grand canyon because her last name is patches.

What has this game ruined for you?
#2Mal_FetPosted 2/16/2013 10:20:57 AM
Whenever I watch sword fights I wonder why they aren't doing somersaults
Controversy is only dreaded by the advocates of error.
#3pirate109Posted 2/16/2013 10:25:34 AM
Skyrim/Oblivion. Used to love those games, can't enjoy them at all at the moment because of how superior DkS is.
#4ZoosIVXXPosted 2/16/2013 10:29:05 AM
I can't get hard without thinking about naked female torsos attached to giant lava spitting spiders
#5R1masherPosted 2/16/2013 10:48:58 AM
This game ruined my bladder
#6Walkman_005Posted 2/16/2013 11:20:39 AM
My diet I'd say.

Love eating some Entennmans Milk chocolate chip cookies with a glass of milk while I play.
#7LamesyPosted 2/16/2013 3:04:52 PM
How do you eat while playing this game? Souls is full action, you kinda need both hands on the controller at all times. You're totally getting crumbs and chocolate on that controller, I just know it!
#8New-Dusk117Posted 2/16/2013 3:41:13 PM
My sleep schedule. There are always better fights at two in the morning because that's

when the japanese kids are playing. It seems that half of them are BS fishers/ect , and the

other half are pretty damn pro. I like both varieties of fight because it fells good to destroy

the idiots that you just KNOW are trying to hornet you, and the pro mode non cookie cutters

are always a good battle.
Rolling around in light armor makes me a happy Duskeh
#9Cvdf3Posted 2/16/2013 3:52:53 PM
Most fantasy games' gameplay.
If you build your shop in front of an arrow trap, sometimes you are going to get shot by an arrow.
#10InfernalFivePosted 2/16/2013 4:58:20 PM
Dagnoth posted...
and i cant take here to the grand canyon because her last name is patches.

"Needs more butter!"