Are you hopelessly lost in the world of Minecraft? Got no idea why you are hitting trees with meat from a cow you punched to death? Have no clue why little green men are sneaking up behind you and blowing themselves up? Well this guide is to help you first timers understand what is what a game called Minecraft.
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My god this thing is filled with grammar errors.
Let this topic die. Posting v.2 soon...