I was walking and as I walking, I saw the guy sitting by the fire.
And I thought "Oh hey, it's a completely harmless NPC sitting there."
And and and I accidentally hit him and he got mad so I killed him.
Then I accidentally killed the pyro guy as my controller fell out of my hands and it just so happened to hit the attack button and i attacked him cause the button was hit and he got hurt...
And then I went to absolve my sins and I saw him, got the gesture, then accidentally hit him with a fireball!
Then I went to buy some miracles and he wanted me to join his covenant. I thought it was some sort of glitch so I attacked him to see if that would fix it... but he was dead then...
And then the blacksmith! I saw all the messages from online saying "Blacksmith Ahead" and I thought "Oh it's a blacksmith BOSS enemy..."
So i attacked him and he got mad.
Then I found an onion knight and thought he was the final boss, so I attacked him but then i found out, he wasn't the boss and he was mad...
Then I found the Kingseeker and I accidentally threw twelve firebombs at him... i slipped and my hand hit RT over and over and over! And then I accidentally killed the bird cause I don't like birds and I thought it would give me a cool sword.
Am I screwed?
Oh, and I accidentally killed the merchant... he was sitting there and I figured killing him would make him drop all his inventory stock...
--- ~Grimno (The Eccentric Gamer) Explosions Solve Everything!
This is why parents should stop buying their 8 year olds mature video games and should kick their ass outdoors so they can play in the sun. --- --- There are two ways of learning. The first is by reading the instructions, and the second is by trial and error. - J-dog