Anybody wish you could offer humanity to the Undead Merchants?

#1R41NB0W-D45HPosted 1/4/2013 4:33:18 PM
I feel so sorry for them. The Female Undead Merchant is so adorable, but she's totally losing it.
Why, Dark Souls? Why must you be so depressingly bleak? D;
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#2RPGNinja123Posted 1/4/2013 4:38:17 PM
R41NB0W-D45H posted...
I feel so sorry for them. The Female Undead Merchant is so adorable, but she's totally losing it.
Why, Dark Souls? Why must you be so depressingly bleak? D;


She kind of does have a charming soul doesn't she? She seems like she would be a looker if she transformed back.
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#3R41NB0W-D45H(Topic Creator)Posted 1/4/2013 4:45:01 PM(edited)
RPGNinja123 posted...
R41NB0W-D45H posted...
I feel so sorry for them. The Female Undead Merchant is so adorable, but she's totally losing it.
Why, Dark Souls? Why must you be so depressingly bleak? D;


She kind of does have a charming soul doesn't she? She seems like she would be a looker if she transformed back.


I definitely like her. Her awkward flirting/granny talk is absolutely adorable. I'd happily give five, or even ten Humanity just to have her not look like she's falling apart. D:

I didn't even know she was female when I first encountered her. ; . ;
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#4RPGNinja123Posted 1/4/2013 4:45:10 PM
R41NB0W-D45H posted...
RPGNinja123 posted...
R41NB0W-D45H posted...
I feel so sorry for them. The Female Undead Merchant is so adorable, but she's totally losing it.
Why, Dark Souls? Why must you be so depressingly bleak? D;


She kind of does have a charming soul doesn't she? She seems like she would be a looker if she transformed back.


I definitely like her. Her awkward flirting/granny talk is absolutely adorable. I'd happily give five, or even ten Humanity just to have her not look like she's falling apart. D:


Either that, or point out to her that she is even selling some humanity herself XD (I think she does anyway if I remember correctly? I wanna say 1 or 2 humanity)
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#5R41NB0W-D45H(Topic Creator)Posted 1/4/2013 4:47:29 PM
RPGNinja123 posted...
R41NB0W-D45H posted...
RPGNinja123 posted...
R41NB0W-D45H posted...
I feel so sorry for them. The Female Undead Merchant is so adorable, but she's totally losing it.
Why, Dark Souls? Why must you be so depressingly bleak? D;


She kind of does have a charming soul doesn't she? She seems like she would be a looker if she transformed back.


I definitely like her. Her awkward flirting/granny talk is absolutely adorable. I'd happily give five, or even ten Humanity just to have her not look like she's falling apart. D:


Either that, or point out to her that she is even selling some humanity herself XD (I think she does anyway if I remember correctly? I wanna say 1 or 2 humanity)


Oh geez, I totally forgot about that. Help yourself, F.U.M.! Geez! You could look human [and female] again! Dx

Damn Dark Souls. Always so depressing.
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#6RPGNinja123Posted 1/4/2013 4:48:23 PM
R41NB0W-D45H posted...
RPGNinja123 posted...
R41NB0W-D45H posted...
RPGNinja123 posted...
R41NB0W-D45H posted...
I feel so sorry for them. The Female Undead Merchant is so adorable, but she's totally losing it.
Why, Dark Souls? Why must you be so depressingly bleak? D;


She kind of does have a charming soul doesn't she? She seems like she would be a looker if she transformed back.


I definitely like her. Her awkward flirting/granny talk is absolutely adorable. I'd happily give five, or even ten Humanity just to have her not look like she's falling apart. D:


Either that, or point out to her that she is even selling some humanity herself XD (I think she does anyway if I remember correctly? I wanna say 1 or 2 humanity)


Oh geez, I totally forgot about that. Help yourself, F.U.M.! Geez! You could look human [and female] again! Dx

Damn Dark Souls. Always so depressing.


Lol F.U.M.

New nick name time. Fummy.
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#7R41NB0W-D45H(Topic Creator)Posted 1/4/2013 4:51:26 PM
RPGNinja123 posted...
Lol F.U.M.

New nick name time. Fummy.


Yes! Fummy! I love it.

It makes sense, 'cause she also kinda looks like a mummy.
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#8RPGNinja123Posted 1/4/2013 4:53:06 PM
R41NB0W-D45H posted...
RPGNinja123 posted...
Lol F.U.M.

New nick name time. Fummy.


Yes! Fummy! I love it.

It makes sense, 'cause she also kinda looks like a mummy.


Wow honestly I wasn't even thinking about that but you just blew my mind... you are right.

Maybe she is also LITERALLY your Mummy (Mother) and the game just leaves it a secret :) Would at least explain the undue affection she shows.

Hidden Lore ftw.
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#9Deathx113Posted 1/4/2013 4:55:04 PM
I'm laughing so hard right now... Very good job guys. xD


Er but what is FUM?
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#10R41NB0W-D45H(Topic Creator)Posted 1/4/2013 4:56:17 PM
RPGNinja123 posted...
R41NB0W-D45H posted...
RPGNinja123 posted...
Lol F.U.M.

New nick name time. Fummy.


Yes! Fummy! I love it.

It makes sense, 'cause she also kinda looks like a mummy.


Wow honestly I wasn't even thinking about that but you just blew my mind... you are right.

Maybe she is also LITERALLY your Mummy (Mother) and the game just leaves it a secret :) Would at least explain the undue affection she shows.

Hidden Lore ftw.


Totally undue. Player characters in Dark Souls always seem to be hideous. I know I certainly wouldn't flirt with any of them. Even if I was almost Hollow. D:

As the saying goes, only a mother could love that face. :<
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