Anybody wish you could offer humanity to the Undead Merchants?

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User Info: R41NB0W-D45H

R41NB0W-D45H
4 years ago#1
I feel so sorry for them. The Female Undead Merchant is so adorable, but she's totally losing it.
Why, Dark Souls? Why must you be so depressingly bleak? D;
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User Info: RPGNinja123

RPGNinja123
4 years ago#2
R41NB0W-D45H posted...
I feel so sorry for them. The Female Undead Merchant is so adorable, but she's totally losing it.
Why, Dark Souls? Why must you be so depressingly bleak? D;


She kind of does have a charming soul doesn't she? She seems like she would be a looker if she transformed back.
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R41NB0W-D45H
4 years ago#3
RPGNinja123 posted...
R41NB0W-D45H posted...
I feel so sorry for them. The Female Undead Merchant is so adorable, but she's totally losing it.
Why, Dark Souls? Why must you be so depressingly bleak? D;


She kind of does have a charming soul doesn't she? She seems like she would be a looker if she transformed back.


I definitely like her. Her awkward flirting/granny talk is absolutely adorable. I'd happily give five, or even ten Humanity just to have her not look like she's falling apart. D:

I didn't even know she was female when I first encountered her. ; . ;
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RPGNinja123
4 years ago#4
R41NB0W-D45H posted...
RPGNinja123 posted...
R41NB0W-D45H posted...
I feel so sorry for them. The Female Undead Merchant is so adorable, but she's totally losing it.
Why, Dark Souls? Why must you be so depressingly bleak? D;


She kind of does have a charming soul doesn't she? She seems like she would be a looker if she transformed back.


I definitely like her. Her awkward flirting/granny talk is absolutely adorable. I'd happily give five, or even ten Humanity just to have her not look like she's falling apart. D:


Either that, or point out to her that she is even selling some humanity herself XD (I think she does anyway if I remember correctly? I wanna say 1 or 2 humanity)
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R41NB0W-D45H
4 years ago#5
RPGNinja123 posted...
R41NB0W-D45H posted...
RPGNinja123 posted...
R41NB0W-D45H posted...
I feel so sorry for them. The Female Undead Merchant is so adorable, but she's totally losing it.
Why, Dark Souls? Why must you be so depressingly bleak? D;


She kind of does have a charming soul doesn't she? She seems like she would be a looker if she transformed back.


I definitely like her. Her awkward flirting/granny talk is absolutely adorable. I'd happily give five, or even ten Humanity just to have her not look like she's falling apart. D:


Either that, or point out to her that she is even selling some humanity herself XD (I think she does anyway if I remember correctly? I wanna say 1 or 2 humanity)


Oh geez, I totally forgot about that. Help yourself, F.U.M.! Geez! You could look human [and female] again! Dx

Damn Dark Souls. Always so depressing.
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RPGNinja123
4 years ago#6
R41NB0W-D45H posted...
RPGNinja123 posted...
R41NB0W-D45H posted...
RPGNinja123 posted...
R41NB0W-D45H posted...
I feel so sorry for them. The Female Undead Merchant is so adorable, but she's totally losing it.
Why, Dark Souls? Why must you be so depressingly bleak? D;


She kind of does have a charming soul doesn't she? She seems like she would be a looker if she transformed back.


I definitely like her. Her awkward flirting/granny talk is absolutely adorable. I'd happily give five, or even ten Humanity just to have her not look like she's falling apart. D:


Either that, or point out to her that she is even selling some humanity herself XD (I think she does anyway if I remember correctly? I wanna say 1 or 2 humanity)


Oh geez, I totally forgot about that. Help yourself, F.U.M.! Geez! You could look human [and female] again! Dx

Damn Dark Souls. Always so depressing.


Lol F.U.M.

New nick name time. Fummy.
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R41NB0W-D45H
4 years ago#7
RPGNinja123 posted...
Lol F.U.M.

New nick name time. Fummy.


Yes! Fummy! I love it.

It makes sense, 'cause she also kinda looks like a mummy.
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RPGNinja123
4 years ago#8
R41NB0W-D45H posted...
RPGNinja123 posted...
Lol F.U.M.

New nick name time. Fummy.


Yes! Fummy! I love it.

It makes sense, 'cause she also kinda looks like a mummy.


Wow honestly I wasn't even thinking about that but you just blew my mind... you are right.

Maybe she is also LITERALLY your Mummy (Mother) and the game just leaves it a secret :) Would at least explain the undue affection she shows.

Hidden Lore ftw.
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User Info: Deathx113

Deathx113
4 years ago#9
I'm laughing so hard right now... Very good job guys. xD


Er but what is FUM?
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R41NB0W-D45H
4 years ago#10
RPGNinja123 posted...
R41NB0W-D45H posted...
RPGNinja123 posted...
Lol F.U.M.

New nick name time. Fummy.


Yes! Fummy! I love it.

It makes sense, 'cause she also kinda looks like a mummy.


Wow honestly I wasn't even thinking about that but you just blew my mind... you are right.

Maybe she is also LITERALLY your Mummy (Mother) and the game just leaves it a secret :) Would at least explain the undue affection she shows.

Hidden Lore ftw.


Totally undue. Player characters in Dark Souls always seem to be hideous. I know I certainly wouldn't flirt with any of them. Even if I was almost Hollow. D:

As the saying goes, only a mother could love that face. :<
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