Anybody wish you could offer humanity to the Undead Merchants?

#11TheDarkone21Posted 1/4/2013 6:00:38 PM(edited)
Female

Undead

Merchant
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#12R41NB0W-D45H(Topic Creator)Posted 1/4/2013 5:58:51 PM
Deathx113 posted...
I'm laughing so hard right now... Very good job guys. xD


Er but what is FUM?


Female Undead Merchant. Fummy! c:
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#13RPGNinja123Posted 1/4/2013 5:58:53 PM
R41NB0W-D45H posted...
RPGNinja123 posted...
R41NB0W-D45H posted...
RPGNinja123 posted...
Lol F.U.M.

New nick name time. Fummy.


Yes! Fummy! I love it.

It makes sense, 'cause she also kinda looks like a mummy.


Wow honestly I wasn't even thinking about that but you just blew my mind... you are right.

Maybe she is also LITERALLY your Mummy (Mother) and the game just leaves it a secret :) Would at least explain the undue affection she shows.

Hidden Lore ftw.


Totally undue. Player characters in Dark Souls always seem to be hideous. I know I certainly wouldn't flirt with any of them. Even if I was almost Hollow. D:

As the saying goes, only a mother could love that face. :<


Okay seriously stop, you are making way too many good connections lol. Yeah most NPCs weren't too pleasant, but you can't judge Logan either way. DAT HAT.

Also Death F.U.M. Is Undead Female Merchant thanks to the short hand of Rainbow.
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#14Deathx113Posted 1/4/2013 6:00:02 PM
I see this now xD

hahah
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#15R41NB0W-D45H(Topic Creator)Posted 1/4/2013 6:10:42 PM
RPGNinja123 posted...
Okay seriously stop, you are making way too many good connections lol. Yeah most NPCs weren't too pleasant, but you can't judge Logan either way. DAT HAT.

Also Death F.U.M. Is Undead Female Merchant thanks to the short hand of Rainbow.


I've never been able to make a decent character. I always just go with one of the presets, because when I mess with their facial structures, they end up looking like mutants. And for some reason, when I mess with their skin tones, their Hollow skintone is blue in certain spots. If there's one thing From Software completely botched with this game, it was character creation. D:

Well, and not allowing me to make Fummy pretty again. Why From, why?!

I think Big Hat is the only character that's consciously aware of how bad the character designs are. Maybe that's really why he went mad. Maybe it had nothing to do with Seath, maybe he was pondering why he was so magnificently ugly, and came upon the truth.

Either that, or he's the only one self-conscious enough to care. D:
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#16MrNukealizerPosted 1/4/2013 6:13:48 PM
RPGNinja123 posted...
R41NB0W-D45H posted...
RPGNinja123 posted...
R41NB0W-D45H posted...
RPGNinja123 posted...
Lol F.U.M.

New nick name time. Fummy.


Yes! Fummy! I love it.

It makes sense, 'cause she also kinda looks like a mummy.


Wow honestly I wasn't even thinking about that but you just blew my mind... you are right.

Maybe she is also LITERALLY your Mummy (Mother) and the game just leaves it a secret :) Would at least explain the undue affection she shows.

Hidden Lore ftw.


Totally undue. Player characters in Dark Souls always seem to be hideous. I know I certainly wouldn't flirt with any of them. Even if I was almost Hollow. D:

As the saying goes, only a mother could love that face. :<


Okay seriously stop, you are making way too many good connections lol. Yeah most NPCs weren't too pleasant, but you can't judge Logan either way. DAT HAT.

Also Death F.U.M. Is Undead Female Merchant thanks to the short hand of Rainbow.

If you look sort of upward, you can see his face below his hat.

Also, Dusk doesn't look so bad.
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#17RPGNinja123Posted 1/4/2013 6:17:39 PM
Dusk reminds me of Cate Blanchette or like a Gwyneth Paltrow with her overly powdery white complexion.

Also I think it is obvious what is going on here.... Logan is pissed off that the Tin Crystallization Catalyst wasn't named after him. I mean how insulting is it to have a magical artifact named after you that is shaped like an easily breakable twig. Really disrespectful to Logan considering all the good he has brought to society with his spells :)
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#18MrNukealizerPosted 1/5/2013 4:13:12 PM
One thing I forgot about: You actually need a bonfire to use the humanity, and neither of the merchants bother moving. I doubt the female one even could get to a bonfire.
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#19TheTrillTexanPosted 1/5/2013 4:18:32 PM
R41NB0W-D45H posted...
RPGNinja123 posted...
R41NB0W-D45H posted...
RPGNinja123 posted...
Lol F.U.M.

New nick name time. Fummy.


Yes! Fummy! I love it.

It makes sense, 'cause she also kinda looks like a mummy.


Wow honestly I wasn't even thinking about that but you just blew my mind... you are right.

Maybe she is also LITERALLY your Mummy (Mother) and the game just leaves it a secret :) Would at least explain the undue affection she shows.

Hidden Lore ftw.


Totally undue. Player characters in Dark Souls always seem to be hideous. I know I certainly wouldn't flirt with any of them. Even if I was almost Hollow. D:

As the saying goes, only a mother could love that face. :<


Mine looks just like me, which is why it looks so damn good.

True story.
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