in terms cuteness, awesomeness, badassery, or whatever criteria you want [only base, unusual effects are a whole other thing] IMO:
Murrissey the Smeevil - i still want one, but damnit i could never afford one Golden Baby Roshan Baby Roshan Dolfrat and Roshinante Drodo the Druffin Ramnaught Underwool - i want one, this one i could afford Speed Demon Skip the Delivery Frog Braze the Zonkey Fearless Badger Tickled Tegu Morok's Mechanical Mediary Stumpy Nature's Attendant The Defense Season 2 War Dog Enduring War Dog Lockjaw the Boxhound Mighty Boar Dire Default Courier Radiant Default Courier
You have Lockjaw pretty low! Also, I don't understand why Murrissey the Smeevil is worth so much more than the other International 2 couriers. They all shared the same uncrate percentage rate and yet, Murrissey is nearing 100 keys in value. Drodo floats around 56 keys and Lockjaw 40. Murrissey looks the lamest out of the three.
My top 3: Dolfrat Lockjaw Mountain Yak/Frog
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