sad you can't marry her. shes actually pretty nice.
...doubt you'd want to marry her after letting her regale you with her tale of woe. She got passed around like a hacky-sac at a Dead show.I'd wager her plumbing is straight up merked. Consummating your nuptials would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. ---
She had a child later. During delivery, she didn't have to push. The kid even had room to twirl a cane as he strolled on out. --- "Klaive is an example, nay the posterchild for the new generation." - Rakasakusha