How do I milk a cow?

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3 years ago#1
I jerk and I jerk but nothing comes out.

But seriously do I need a special container to be able to interact with the cow or is it just a decoration?
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3 years ago#2
You can ride it.

But first you have to AIM FOR THE HORN.
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3 years ago#3
In Soviet Russia, cow milk yo-

Wait.

Yeah, cow milk you.
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3 years ago#4
darkportal785 posted...
In Soviet Russia, cow milk yo-

Wait.

Yeah, cow milk you.


.....

Cow hooves on MAH DICK?

HELL NO!
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3 years ago#5
brawl4fun posted...
darkportal785 posted...
In Soviet Russia, cow milk yo-

Wait.

Yeah, cow milk you.


.....

Cow hooves on MAH DICK?

HELL NO!


Who said anything about hooves?
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3 years ago#6
darkportal785 posted...
brawl4fun posted...
darkportal785 posted...
In Soviet Russia, cow milk yo-

Wait.

Yeah, cow milk you.


.....

Cow hooves on MAH DICK?

HELL NO!


Who said anything about hooves?


....

Four stomachs...FOUR STOMACHS!
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3 years ago#7
TC, are you sure it's not a bull?
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3 years ago#8
brawl4fun posted...
darkportal785 posted...
brawl4fun posted...
darkportal785 posted...
In Soviet Russia, cow milk yo-

Wait.

Yeah, cow milk you.


.....

Cow hooves on MAH DICK?

HELL NO!


Who said anything about hooves?


....

Four stomachs...FOUR STOMACHS!


Now you're being imaginative.
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3 years ago#9
DarkJaydragon posted...
TC, are you sure it's not a bull?


Uh oh, Roy, I think them Amish are onto you.
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3 years ago#10
DocOdine posted...
DarkJaydragon posted...
TC, are you sure it's not a bull?


Uh oh, Roy, I think them Amish are onto you.


I thought something was Amissh.

*flees topic*
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