I role-played that I was sent to jail by the corrupt guard Adamus Philida, who tried to blackmail me, knowing I worshipped the Night Mother, and sent me to jail when I threatened him. I then got to exact revenge on him by murdering his ass. --- "Well, then what is 'Snake Eating'"? "Not what you think it is."
If we start off in prison again, I'm going with the old standby of my character being a harlot who's not very good at her job. Why else wouldn't she have enough money for the fine? Oh that's right, she's a skooma addict. --- Best Naruto Fanfic EVER: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4730390/1/