I role-played that I was sent to jail by the corrupt guard Adamus Philida, who tried to blackmail me, knowing I worshipped the Night Mother, and sent me to jail when I threatened him. I then got to exact revenge on him by murdering his ass.
"Well, then what is 'Snake Eating'"? "Not what you think it is."
If we start off in prison again, I'm going with the old standby of my character being a harlot who's not very good at her job. Why else wouldn't she have enough money for the fine? Oh that's right, she's a skooma addict.
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