What are you in jail for?

#1scorpeusPosted 1/8/2011 11:51:19 PM
Assuming that The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim follows the pattern of its previous titles, the character will begin in captivity (only to be released from it by unlikely forces). During the wait for TES IV, a similar thread to this was posted.

Why is your character in jail? Did he/she steal? murder? pillage? not fill out a census form? drown an orphan? Please explain the crimes you've committed.
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#2The_AntifartPosted 1/8/2011 11:53:22 PM
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#3White_wolf_eyePosted 1/8/2011 11:54:21 PM

I always pretended that i was a street orphan with no memory of my parents who one day stole a loaf of bread and got sent to jail......

#4The_VudePosted 1/8/2011 11:55:43 PM
For being CRIMINAL SCUM.
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#5BiskePosted 1/8/2011 11:56:33 PM
I'm in jail for being criminal scum.
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#6JINJ0Posted 1/8/2011 11:59:38 PM
Locked inside a decrepit fortress, kept prisoner by an army of power hungry, dragon worshiping draugr, the Dragonborn bides their time until they find just the right moment to mount a daring escape.

Alternatively, or perhaps simultaneously, your last-of-the-Blades buddy finds you inside said fortress, frees you, causes a distraction to draw away the main forces long enough for you to get away, and rendezvous with you later.
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#7IrulesmostPosted 1/9/2011 12:01:28 AM
Being the wrong race, at the wrong time.
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#8Voldy888Posted 1/9/2011 12:27:03 AM
I like to think that my characters is imprisoned merely for the safety of the outside world.
#9sum1t00kmynamePosted 1/9/2011 1:13:19 AM
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#10BugmeatPosted 1/9/2011 1:17:59 AM
It's always the same reason for me. i play an Orc who was arrested for molesting livestock.

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