What are you in jail for?

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6 years ago#51
I raped a mudcrab, damn animal rights group!
6 years ago#52
I accidentally forgot to pay my tab at a restraunt, and a guard caught me. So I paid my fine, and I'm instantly arrested for attempting to bribe a guard. Damn legal loopholes.
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6 years ago#53
Getting frisky....

Duh Duh Duh!!!!
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6 years ago#54
i drowned some orphans

and do drugs, and steal ... wait you mean in the game?
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6 years ago#55
I made love to the wife of a guard captain..... while his body spun in circles by the ankle I tied to a fan.
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6 years ago#56
Incredible amounts of raping and pillaging.
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6 years ago#57
Public indecency. How was I supposed to know being naked is too casual for casual friday!?!
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