What are you in jail for?

#51hrothgar477Posted 1/9/2011 2:18:16 PM
I raped a mudcrab, damn animal rights group!
#52Omega_GilgameshPosted 1/9/2011 2:28:51 PM
I accidentally forgot to pay my tab at a restraunt, and a guard caught me. So I paid my fine, and I'm instantly arrested for attempting to bribe a guard. Damn legal loopholes.
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#53Krow_IncarnatePosted 1/9/2011 5:52:50 PM
Getting frisky....

Duh Duh Duh!!!!
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#54deadpool223Posted 1/9/2011 5:59:41 PM
i drowned some orphans

and do drugs, and steal ... wait you mean in the game?
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#55TheMercenary544Posted 1/9/2011 6:29:24 PM
I made love to the wife of a guard captain..... while his body spun in circles by the ankle I tied to a fan.
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#56FunleashTheUryPosted 1/9/2011 6:36:03 PM
Incredible amounts of raping and pillaging.
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#57CheesyPhilPosted 1/9/2011 6:36:05 PM
Public indecency. How was I supposed to know being naked is too casual for casual friday!?!
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