CYRODIL. MAAAAAAAAAAAGES GUILD!
TO SERVE AND PROTECT THE EMPIRE WITH THE POWERS THAT WE WEILD!
TAKE UP YOUR MAGIC STAFF AND GO RIDING THROUGH THE HILLS!
TONIGHT THE EVIL MANNIMARCOS BLOOD YOU SHALL SPILL!
From bruma to bravil you go TEACHING RIGHT FROM WRONG!
YOUV A MOTHERFUDGIN DEATHWISH
IF YOU FUDGE WITH SOMEONE FROM
CYRODIL! MAAAAAAAAAAGES GUILD!
OH THE MIGHT. THE MAGIC. THE POWER OF OUR WILL!
I used to be a weakling just a
***** Level three!
But now im the archmage of
The arcane UNIVERSITY!
NO LONGER DO I FEAR RATSCLANNFEARS OR NIXHOUNDS
HARD AS ROCK WITH A MAGIC ****
AND HAVE BEEN SINCE I FOUND...
Ghetto sorcerer pimps with
BAD-*** Player skills!
Im trained in restoration alteration and alchemy!
Im a maxed out gangster warlock
With 412 HP!
BY NIGHT I BATTLE EVIL
IN SOME NECROMANCERS LAIR
BY DAY I RIDE THROUGH FOREST GLENS. ****ING OFF THE BEARS!
CYRODIL, MAAAAAAAAAGES GUILD!
TO ****ING TOUGH FOR ARMOR
WE WEAR SILK AND ROBES AND FRILLS!
70 damage on target...
90 damage on touch.
The robe of infinite wisdom!
and the blade of "**** You up!"
Its not always....
Been this way....
I once thought...
Sorcerers were gay.
The fighters guild...
I thought ruled....
But they were a bunch of chodes.
So i found my true home with. the mag....ical tomes.....
CYRODIL. MAAAAAAAAGES GUILD
In the last minutes alone
ive made 50000 kills!
Ive ridden from south leyawin to reach the northern planes!
Oh **** I forgot to recharge my items.....
I--- I have to go back!
BY DAY WE SLAY THE DAEDRA
BY NIGHT WE ROCK AND ROLL!
WERE O.G S.O.B.S BUT WE RESPECT OUR ELDER SCROLLS!
WERE SO FINE AND ****ING MIGHTY!
The nine divines hide in fear!
We're like neo and solid snake
Combined with 80s richard gere!
If your like my brethern and i
and you wish to become skilled.
Just pay your first months fee
and your in the CYRODIL MAGES GUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLD!
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